has anybody seen this?  lets ewanfest in scotland ... in someone else's house. lol.

joined myspace... hate it. did it to read dan's blogs.  if anyone else wants to let me know they are available on myspace, feel free to let me know.

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed
computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

you have to accept that you can do all the right things and still get a wrong outcome.

a little 'law & order' wisdom...

the timed lights just came on!! i get to go home!!!!!!

i wanna see what shoes she wore. hehehehehehe..

if i were one of nicole brown simpson's family, i would be furious... hell, i AM furious!

my mama said i looked stunning.

::blushes::

Sunday, monday and tuesday it was in the 90's.  wed and thurs? high of 65 degrees... this fits.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September  through May, you
live in Nebraska.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance  and they don't
work there, you live in  Nebraska.

If you've worn shorts and a  parka at the same time, you
 live in ( Read more... )

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces; in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine or other liquors) because ( Read more... )