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ITT I "discuss" MySpace bulletins.
Let me introduce you to this well bred, eloquent, intelligent and above all, highly attractive and eligible bachelorette on my so-called "friend" list on MySpace. I learn lots of new things from her all the time, especially in the fields of grammar, spelling and capitalisation, but most often, I learn a life lesson. Something practical, something true to me, something... something that might seem stupid to the average person, but when you think about it, it really makes a lot of sense.
1. Apparently there is more than one way of spelling "quiz":
QUIZZZOOOOO
QUIZZZZOOOOO
QUIZZZZZZ
QUIZZZOOOOOOOOOO
QuIzZzZz
qUiZ
Different methods of capitalisation indicate different degrees of excitement about the contents. Note that the last example is more likely to be less exhilarating than the first example. The presence of many "O"s at the end of the words could indicate that she slipped into a mild coma in the middle of typing.
2. She likes to tell us about her day to day life, no matter how mundane it happens to be:
BoReD
gotta have a shower now!!!
WORK 2MORROWWW!!!
OFF TO WORKKKK!
BOREDDDD ALREADYY
WORKINNN SOONISHHHHHH
3. I didn't know this before, but now I know that:
xxxxx some people shit - 1 hour ago.
Mood: annoyed
I don't know why she would be annoyed about that though.
4. She encapsulates everything that everyone feels about rising petrol prices:
What do you think about the current gas prices?
YESSSSSSS AND IT SUCKS WHEN U HAVENT GOT MUCH MONEY AND U HAVE TO PUT PETROL IN THE CAR
5. She has mastered the art of reiteration...:
What are you doing right now?
DOING THIS THEN JUMPING INTO THE SHOWER
What are you doing tomorrow?
WORKINGGGG AND WORKINGGGGGG LOL
6. ... and modesty:
Do people tell you that you're attractive?
ALL THE TIMEEEE
does your crush like you back ?
MAYBEEEEEEEE LOL HE SAYS NO I DNT BELIEVE IT
Does ur name suit you?? (YEP MINE DOES HEHE)
X: Has Beautiful Eyes
X: makes people laugh
X: Is Really Adorable
X: Fuking Hott
I have good MySpace friends.
Let me introduce you to this well bred, eloquent, intelligent and above all, highly attractive and eligible bachelorette on my so-called "friend" list on MySpace. I learn lots of new things from her all the time, especially in the fields of grammar, spelling and capitalisation, but most often, I learn a life lesson. Something practical, something true to me, something... something that might seem stupid to the average person, but when you think about it, it really makes a lot of sense.
1. Apparently there is more than one way of spelling "quiz":
QUIZZZOOOOO
QUIZZZZOOOOO
QUIZZZZZZ
QUIZZZOOOOOOOOOO
QuIzZzZz
qUiZ
Different methods of capitalisation indicate different degrees of excitement about the contents. Note that the last example is more likely to be less exhilarating than the first example. The presence of many "O"s at the end of the words could indicate that she slipped into a mild coma in the middle of typing.
2. She likes to tell us about her day to day life, no matter how mundane it happens to be:
BoReD
gotta have a shower now!!!
WORK 2MORROWWW!!!
OFF TO WORKKKK!
BOREDDDD ALREADYY
WORKINNN SOONISHHHHHH
3. I didn't know this before, but now I know that:
xxxxx some people shit - 1 hour ago.
Mood: annoyed
I don't know why she would be annoyed about that though.
4. She encapsulates everything that everyone feels about rising petrol prices:
What do you think about the current gas prices?
YESSSSSSS AND IT SUCKS WHEN U HAVENT GOT MUCH MONEY AND U HAVE TO PUT PETROL IN THE CAR
5. She has mastered the art of reiteration...:
What are you doing right now?
DOING THIS THEN JUMPING INTO THE SHOWER
What are you doing tomorrow?
WORKINGGGG AND WORKINGGGGGG LOL
6. ... and modesty:
Do people tell you that you're attractive?
ALL THE TIMEEEE
does your crush like you back ?
MAYBEEEEEEEE LOL HE SAYS NO I DNT BELIEVE IT
Does ur name suit you?? (YEP MINE DOES HEHE)
X: Has Beautiful Eyes
X: makes people laugh
X: Is Really Adorable
X: Fuking Hott
I have good MySpace friends.