Vaseline is bloody brilliant. You've got a zillion lip-moisturising things with all kinds of flavours, colours, textures, ingredients and additives but plain old Vaseline is still the best and you can get economy jars bigger than your fist!
Not to mention you're getting (reads off back of jar) a soothing dressing for nappy rash, chafing, sore lips, minor burns, cuts, scrapes and rough hands!
"I sometimes wish the world was my playground, and the people were my toys" Hmmmm, control issues? although it would be nice to play god for a day. Oh the things I would do. And dude - don't think about the afterlife. Its like trying to hammer nails into brick with your forhead. Also Vaseline ftw
Six Feet Under is the greatest show ever. Have you ever seen the movie American Beauty? It was written by the same guy that wrote/created Six Feet Under.
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Those other things don't even work half the time.
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that's freaky CC, it's like you're inside my head.
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Hmmmm, control issues?
although it would be nice to play god for a day. Oh the things I would do.
And dude - don't think about the afterlife. Its like trying to hammer nails into brick with your forhead.
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Vaseline ftw
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