FUCK THIS

[crazypixie1987]

I was just accused of stealing.

By my mother.

Then called a liar.

I freaked out on her and my dad.

Mind you I was accused of stealing a Phil Collins CD.

Truth be told...
 I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO PHIL COLLINS IS.

Then they made me go through all my CDs (which I keep in 5 giant stacks in my room)...
NO PHIL COLLINS GREATEST HITS.

Why?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE

Comments

[strongsiiide]

i got accused of stealing "simply reds greatest hits before" and tom jones greatest hits.. i didnt take either.. if i knew my parents had tom jones i might of took it.. jk lol

[crazypixie1987]

tom jones. AMAZING.

it's not unusual..... lol.

[butrflywings]

LMFAROF!!!!!

that will go down in dumb-ass-parents-of-the-week week!!!