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Naruto has for a long time now been one of those series you just keep reading out of habit. Every chapter I keep hoping something will happen to renew my interest, but for about a year now, nothing.
So this is how I think it should end.
Starting immediately in the next chapter- Iruka appears! Who is Iruka, you ask? He's that guy who was so important to Naruto in part one but disappeared when crazed fans kidnapped him for porn after he had that two page conversation with Kakashi. He escaped their clutches and has been training all this time to defeat Sasuke. See he realized long ago that Sasuke has a brain tumour that would gradually turn him into a complete dumbass with no logic skills and an ability to turn everyone around him into fawning cannon fodder. There is no cure. Sasuke must die.
The two fight using increasingly bizarre and pointless jutsu until Iruka is almost defeated. It is then that Ino makes an appearance. She walks right up to Sasuke and stabs him through the eye with a high heel. If only women weren't completely disregarded in Naruto, Sasuke might have seen her. Unfortunately he only had time to ask her to fetch him a soda before he dies.
Everyone is sad, and Madara dies of a heart attack. He is old, after all. Orochimaru revives using Kabuto and grants everyone three wishes which they all waste one stupid things. Naruto comes to the realization that he completely failed as a shonen hero in part two and joins the Straw Hat pirates to learn from the masters. Sakura goes with him since she has nothing better to do.
Rock Lee becomes Hokage because everyone in Konoha likes him and I said he should. Gaara remains Kazekage. Terumi remains Mizukage. Everyone else joins one of those villages because none of the other villages are important enough to remember. There is finally peace in the ninja universe.
All this happens within three chapters and then the series ends. It gets mentioned in Bakuman as an example of how not to write a shonen manga and everyone learns a valuable lesson.
I had some other ideas but I thought of them a while ago and can't remember now. Reading them over they don't seem as funny, but Sam and I had a good laugh the other morning coming up with stuff.
I don't know why, but lately RPing has been harder to do. I still like doing it, but I worry over every little comment I make. And I've never been fond of making actual journal entries for characters (comments I find more fun) but going four or more months between them might be a little much.
So this is how I think it should end.
Starting immediately in the next chapter- Iruka appears! Who is Iruka, you ask? He's that guy who was so important to Naruto in part one but disappeared when crazed fans kidnapped him for porn after he had that two page conversation with Kakashi. He escaped their clutches and has been training all this time to defeat Sasuke. See he realized long ago that Sasuke has a brain tumour that would gradually turn him into a complete dumbass with no logic skills and an ability to turn everyone around him into fawning cannon fodder. There is no cure. Sasuke must die.
The two fight using increasingly bizarre and pointless jutsu until Iruka is almost defeated. It is then that Ino makes an appearance. She walks right up to Sasuke and stabs him through the eye with a high heel. If only women weren't completely disregarded in Naruto, Sasuke might have seen her. Unfortunately he only had time to ask her to fetch him a soda before he dies.
Everyone is sad, and Madara dies of a heart attack. He is old, after all. Orochimaru revives using Kabuto and grants everyone three wishes which they all waste one stupid things. Naruto comes to the realization that he completely failed as a shonen hero in part two and joins the Straw Hat pirates to learn from the masters. Sakura goes with him since she has nothing better to do.
Rock Lee becomes Hokage because everyone in Konoha likes him and I said he should. Gaara remains Kazekage. Terumi remains Mizukage. Everyone else joins one of those villages because none of the other villages are important enough to remember. There is finally peace in the ninja universe.
All this happens within three chapters and then the series ends. It gets mentioned in Bakuman as an example of how not to write a shonen manga and everyone learns a valuable lesson.
I had some other ideas but I thought of them a while ago and can't remember now. Reading them over they don't seem as funny, but Sam and I had a good laugh the other morning coming up with stuff.
I don't know why, but lately RPing has been harder to do. I still like doing it, but I worry over every little comment I make. And I've never been fond of making actual journal entries for characters (comments I find more fun) but going four or more months between them might be a little much.