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An Open Letter to Yuppie Husbands, or, How I Feel More Like My Mom Every Day
Dear husbands,
When traveling abroad, it's customary to let your wife know that you have safely reached your destination. If you feel like being a really stellar guy, you can also let her know that you love her.
Love,
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I find the following quote from The Offspring particularly funny since Wes and I recently discussed his opinion that The Offspring did nothing worthwhile prior to the release of "Americana." So ( Read more... ) -
I've got a good week coming up.
Tonight: Drive the GTI back down to Illinois. Revel in the beauty of my brand-new Shrick aluminum oil pan (thanks a million, Wes).
Tomorrow: Go into work with Wes. Spend the day huddled in a corner of the VWvortex compound (or a spare office, if there is one) rewriting my Driver Magazine story yet again because VW Corporate is extremely unhappy ( Read more... ) -
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It seems like I just realized this week that I have six months to put a wedding together ( Read more... ) -
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A long, long time ago, in a life I barely remember, I took my future fiance to Starbucks in Enfield, CT. I noticed a set of coasters imprinted with fruit pictures and commented that they were cute. Wes bought them for me. We sat (Wes probably had an iced chai; I almost certainly had a green tea latte) and chatted about customizing kitchens until we ( Read more... ) -
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A draft of what will be my first print byline went off to the editor today.
Now it just needs to be dissected and skewered by Volkswagen of America's legal, marketing, and public relations teams. It should be hitting newsstands sometime in May. -
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At the VWvortex offices, awake for 26 hours and counting. I <3 deadlines ( Read more... ) -
South Park...
...exists solely to remind women that no man is perfect. -
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I'm sitting in the VWvortex office by myself. It's a little bit surreal ( Read more... )
