An Open Letter to Everyone I Have Brief Interactions With Throughout These College Years

[crazyrob]

I understand, since you and I are either tangentially acquainted, or even complete strangers, that there are not many things we can talk about right away. You are probably guessing that I am in school of some sort, or have certain knowledge of this, depending on the circumstances of our brief interaction. I understand that there is something of a

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[foxxylady927]

But what if "Ughnn" really means "I had such a fabulous day today. After I invented fire, I was able to procure some meat while foraging. I think we can cook this meat over the fire. Wow we can feast well and survive the winter!"

Never underestimate caveman conversations.

[crazyrob]

Oh, if the intent is to convey actual ideas of importance and relevance, then the advancement of language is fantastic. Those are the times where progressing past grunts and wild gestures is necessary, as well as lovely. I'm not saying cavemen had nothing to say - it's just that when someone doesn't have something to say, why pretend to be more than a caveman at that point?