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Lawnmowers suck.
Succulent cowgirls roll earnestly along meadows in northern Georgia. Far looking old wanderers eat ripe strawberries, and remember everything. Bold and daring, all seem satisfied. -
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List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.
01. Alexander Skarsgard
02. Hugh Dancy
03. Amy Acker
04. Patrick Wilson
05. Scott Cohen
06. Orlando Bloom
07. Hans Matheson
08. Mike He
09. Harrison Ford
10. Al Pacino (Can't believe I'm admitting that)
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Oh you're wasting my time, you're just just just wasting time.
I have a feeling that my priorities are different from what's expected of me ( Read more... ) -
Meme yoinked from Molly on Facebook. Yay boredness!
Put your iTunes on shuffle. Play through 15 songs. Each title you come across, write a sentence containing the title of the song within it. Punctuation and capitalization can be moved, added or removed. Make a coherent, cool story ( Read more... ) -
Okay, I will try the movie meme....
Instructions: Look up 15 of your favorite films on IMDb and take a quote from each. List them below. When someone guesses the movie the quote comes from correctly, cross it off the list. Leave a comment with your answers. And NO CHEATING.
(Mine are all apparently full of curse words as well...)
1. Scary German guy is bitchin'! (Monster Squad) ( Read more... ) -
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Orlando Bloom kissed me while I still had headgear from my braces on and gum in my mouth, and he tasted like buttered English muffins. He smiled and suggested we go somewhere private.
Then I woke up.
Damn I need some ass.