Never put ink in your mouth ( Read more... )

I've been drinking my aunts leftover beer that she left when she went back to Oregon after her visit here. Man, gross stuff. Not gross like Bud Lite gross but weird micro brews from Santa Fe and gross wheat beers. But yeah I finished them off and then promised myself I'd let myself drink my Sierra Nevada (I think it's good, if you don't then drink ( Read more... )

I went to the shooting range today with my BFF Adam for the first time. I was fucking AWESOME. Like seriously bad ass. It was a lot of fun!

I love my doggie.

I love my boyfriend.

I love that my boyfriend got me a legitimate cop of CS3 from work.

ummm I love my new glasses.

I love my hair.

I love beer.

I love my LJ friends I have been neglecting for ( Read more... )

I got a little dog and named him Jake! He's a 6 year old Pomeranian that has had a really rough life but he's loving it now! He loves and lives for me 100%  He is completely happy in my lap or in my bed nursing on his bunny. I'm glad we got him and I'm glad he's happy and safe with us. His previous bitch cunt evil whore twat skank of an owner ( Read more... )

I got a little dog and named him Jake! He's a 6 year old Pomeranian that has had a really rough life but he's loving it now! He loves and lives for me 100%  He is completely happy in my lap or in my bed nursing on his bunny. I'm glad we got him and I'm glad he's happy and safe with us. His previous bitch cunt evil whore twat skank of an owner ( Read more... )

I got a little dog and named him Jake! He's a 6 year old Pomeranian that has had a really rough life but he's loving it now! He loves and lives for me 100%  He is completely happy in my lap or in my bed nursing on his bunny. I'm glad we got him and I'm glad he's happy and safe with us. His previous bitch cunt evil whore twat skank of an owner ( Read more... )

Hey guess what? I'm alive! Yes it's been a while, figured I'd let you in on Renee's whacky life
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There is no emoticon that can express what I am feeling right now.

So when I travel I first type out a list of everything I need by category,
then I just go pack all that shit and check it off my list. My mom starts
packing months in advance and freaks out and is like OH MY GOD
RENEE YOU HAVEN'T STARTED PACKING YET?!?!? I'm like dude I need
the ( Read more... )

Ok I'm gonna copy this after I write it just cuz I might get fucked over again. Dammit I don't even remember what I wrote but both times were pretty long updates! *shakes fist*

So today I woke up at like 6AM all hyper singing Primus' "Too Many Puppies" cuz Jess has 3 dogs that were all jumpin around and I was already in a great giddy mood from all ( Read more... )

I dare you to watch this without laughing, I made it about 15 seconds in.