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crazywithguns

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May 05, 2010 09:15

Ta-dah! Bangladesh Dupree here, former Pirate Queen and now your Boatswain. [There is a small pause] So if your morale needs lifting, please feel free to give me a shout, I'm always looking for fun, and I have several new morale-lifting exercises I'm very much looking forward to trying on new victi- er...I mean... crewmembers!

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torture is fun, intro, making friends, electrocution, angrypiratelady, morale-lifting

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[Voice] tenebras_mask May 5 2010, 15:09:25 UTC

...'morale-lifting exercises'?

[Voice] crazywithguns May 5 2010, 15:49:41 UTC

Sounds so much better than 'beatings' don't you think?

[Voice] tenebras_mask May 5 2010, 15:50:40 UTC

And I assume they will continue until morale improves?

[Voice] crazywithguns May 5 2010, 15:57:07 UTC

Oh no! They'll continue until I decide to stop [gleeful laughter]

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[voice!] whatsthatmiria May 5 2010, 15:16:08 UTC

A former pirate, hmn? How does that happen? It's such a fun life I can't see anyone wanting to leave it behind unless something important happened!

Re: [voice!] crazywithguns May 5 2010, 15:48:37 UTC

...It happens when you leave your fleet and fortress unattended for about three minutes and come back to find _everything_ destroyed!

[voice] I don't even know where this is going whatsthatmiria May 5 2010, 22:58:39 UTC

Only three minutes? Whatever destroyed your life must have been faster than the fastest ship in the fleet to do that, Miss Dupree. Let's hope it isn't going to follow you here.

[voice] Meh. Do you have to? =p crazywithguns May 6 2010, 13:17:27 UTC

..It was an exaggeration, fool. Forgive me, though. That's probably too large a word for your brain to handle.

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[Voice] theschmotone May 5 2010, 16:33:39 UTC

Morale-lifting exercises zounds like fun, dollink.

[Voice] crazywithguns May 5 2010, 18:44:59 UTC

..Of course you would think so.

[Voice] theschmotone May 6 2010, 05:44:20 UTC

Und dere's a problem vith dot?

[Voice] crazywithguns May 6 2010, 13:18:19 UTC

Only if you want to make one. [Delighted cackle] It's been a while since I got to thrash a Jager.

gimme_smokes May 5 2010, 17:36:12 UTC

Former... Pirate Queen? Wow, that sounds like a helluva career path...

crazywithguns May 5 2010, 18:45:52 UTC

Oh yeah! Doesn't get too many applicants in those fancy universities, though.

gimme_smokes May 5 2010, 21:09:33 UTC

Y'know what? I can believe that... But then, what do pirates want with universities in the first place?

Uhhh... Names Badou, by the way! Good to meetcha.

[Voice] crazywithguns May 6 2010, 13:19:30 UTC

Who knows? Pirates are strange folk, though you're right, intelligence tends to get in the way of things.

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[voice] causink_trouble May 7 2010, 03:09:45 UTC

I'z liking dis ship already!

[voice] crazywithguns May 7 2010, 13:09:53 UTC

_Another_ Jager? What, is another Heterodyne hiding out on this ship or something?

[voice] causink_trouble May 8 2010, 01:20:56 UTC

Ve'z pack creatures, vot hyu expect?

Dun get too scared now...

[voice] crazywithguns May 8 2010, 17:14:57 UTC

Scared? Hardly. I'm just glad to not be working for the Baron anymore. Now I don't need an excuse to thrash you lot!

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