Accidental Post

[cre8ivenail]

I didn't get felt up in church today (bummer), but I did learn that God will give you a 2nd chance when you screw something up the 1st time (or, at least, He gave me a 2nd chance this time).

Is cabbage a gassy food? I don't ever remember cabbage giving me gas...until today. My God! The smell was is horrible! I have heard people say that their

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[cre8ivenail]

Oh , how I wish that were true =P

[kurenaikami]

I love it when you talk about your bodily functions.

[cre8ivenail]

That is why I do it. To keep my baby happy

[red8ny]

While I doubt its veracity, I laughed quite hard at that story.

As for the accidents question. I know that they aren't all unintentional. I knew this guy in high school who was a real moron. He was going no where fast. So where did he end up after high school? That's right as a Sheriff's Deputy (his daddy gave him the job). Long story short, he crashed his cop car into a tree. My father was the State Trooper who investigated the "accident". Here are some clues that told him it wasn't a mistake:

1. The radio was turned off (if it were an accident and the guy was knocked unconcious, the radio still would have been on by state law)
2. The skidmarks went from dark to light (in an accident they usually go from light to dark as the person applies pressure to the brake to try and stop or there is no skidmark at all. He had spun his tires to try and make it look like he skidded, causing the darker mark at the begging of the track).

I love my life ^_^

[cre8ivenail]

I'm quite happy to amuse you. I laughed too as I wrote it =P

Did your dad ever find out why he crashed his car?

[red8ny]

Yes he did. The idiot crashed the car because he was mad at his own father (the Sheriff). Taxpayer dollars, hard at work.