i see friends this time of year who i haven't seen in a long time, and you're supposed to encapsulate your life and it's hard. i feel like my life is a string of media i have consumed, days of work, weed smoked, beer drank drunk, hilarious IMing, and weird private thoughts. nothing changes except that i can talk about more books or movies ( Read more... )

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My huge money-making and world-improving idea is this how about a Mighty Bush porn. Lookalike actors and I'm thinking maybe the Mighty Bush is located in Vince's hair? And they go exploring it and everyone does it with each other, and Old Gregg is there and we find out how Naboo does it even though he's smooth and also what? what!? Eric from True ( Read more... )

Ever drink Baileys from a shoe? Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? I'm gonna hurt you. I like you. What do ya think of me?

dudes i just signed up here http://thankbooshitsfriday.co.uk/

Will the Carbonel books be the best books ever? I guess I'll have to investigate.

Anthropodermic bibliopegy.

Cats do sin but their sins are forgiven immediately. It is best to get a cat to do all your sinning for you. For instance this is why I always signal Nick to make the first tendyr move ( Read more... )

i mostly keep just being here. god i'm so lazy every second of always.

Dr. Cox was on the Bonnie Hunt show with very deliberate curls and glossy ultramarine eyes. He had some shirt on about "count down to the day, erase the word." Or something. Tito and I already hated it before knowing what it was, clearly some bizarre charity thing. They teased us that after the commercial break, he'd clear it all up for us. ( Read more... )

I hope my book club reads this next.