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Proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more popular than God

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[velveeta_rox]

oh timmay, where have you been?

you've been missed.

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I've been out having a life. Maybe I should try to post on here more often but I think that livejournal posts are kind of like stand up routines, they just aren't as fun when they are happy. Haven't you ever noticed that all comedians have fucked up lives? Really, how much would it suck if a comic got up their and was like "Today was fantastic. Everything was perfect and nothing went wrong." It just isn't as funny as someone saying "Today sucked. First of all, I went outside and it was literally rainging cats and dogs. The crazy cat lady was throwing cats at me and for some strange reason dogs were just randomly falling out of the sky. Then I got hit by the trolley. Sad thing was that I wasn't even in san Francisco and I was on the sidewalk. Then my dog died from internal safety pin injuries and I got dumped by my dump truck driving wife. She literally dumped me, too. She told me to get in the back to scoop the manure out and then she just dumped me out."

[iamsheena]

same ol' timmay :D

good times!

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If there was a such thing as an awesome bell, all the people around me would get annoyed because I would always have to be ringing it.