} 017 - [VIDEO] - now with even more gloating

[creatingalegacy]

People of the Barge.

[Hey, look at that! Amanda's back in her room again, and looking as smug as ever.]

I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to be back.

[When she moves around, she does so stiffly, carefully. She's clearly still in some pain. She turns this way and that, to point the camera at various areas of her room. Her still fully-stocked

Comments

[with_discipline]

Who is acting as your interim warden?

[creatingalegacy]

Ariadne. Nice girl, but not incredibly swift.

[with_discipline]

Perhaps another should be assigned. One who will pay closer attention to the items available to you.

[creatingalegacy]

T'Pol. I have a question for you, and I want you to answer me honestly.

Do you think it would actually make a difference?

[greatlightother]

[Always professional...Meaning she's ignoring the threats.]

It's good to see you moving around so well, Amanda.

[creatingalegacy]

No thanks to Donny, am I right?

[JUST KEEP PUSHING BUTTONS UNTIL EVERYONE HATES YOU, AMANDA.]

[greatlightother]

[SVETA IS INCAPABLE OF HATE...most of the time.]

I'm sure what happened didn't help the situation, no.

[creatingalegacy]

"Didn't help?" You have a funny way of looking at things, lemme tell ya. If not for your boyfriend, I wouldn't have needed the Infirmary at all.

[Unaware that they're actually dating, Amanda intended "boyfriend" to merely jab at how often they seem to be together.]

written. oh-so-public.

[actuallyagolem]

Dear Publishers of Smug Crazy Girls Weekly,

I was taking a nice little stroll, enjoying the cool air of the deck and thinking to myself how just peachy the night was turning out to be, when I glanced at my communicator and saw your post. Well, me being the well-read, knowledgeable guy that I am, and having seen all the rest of your stuff, I casually flicked on the film and watched. Now I wasn't expecting anything of interest really, as the quality's gone down these past few months, but boy was I ever right to not have gotten my hopes up. Talk about a real downer.

Don't get me wrong, it started on such a high note, what with the 'it's good to be back' thing and all, but it all went downhill pretty fast. By subscribing to Smug Crazy Girls Weekly I expect a certain quality to my insults - real top of the line stuff, none of this "no offense" bullshit tacked on the end. Seemed like a cop out to me, is all I'm saying

Re: written. oh-so-public.

[creatingalegacy]

Dear Sergeant Donowitz,

Someone is bitter that I got away with everything, equipment intact. Newsflash: I'll keep addressing everyone until you people stop underestimating me. Until John's message is embraced.

If you're tired of listening to my updates, why not try your own? I suggest you immolate yourself and transmit the recording for everyone to see.

Sincerely,

Amanda Young, Jigsaw.

P.S. How's the inmate?

and now for something different....audio

[actuallyagolem]

[He speaks this part aloud:] Dear Amanda Jigsaw Puzzle,

[Then there's some silence, and then comes the beeping.]

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-.-. .-.. .- .--. . - .. ... ..-. .. -. . --..-- - .... .- -. -.- ... ..-. --- .-. .- ... -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- *

[He coughs. Back to voice.]

Sincerely,

Donny Donowitz, 29th Division, second-in-command for the Basterds

((*Not going to translate, but I will offer up this site instead. :D))

Re: and now for something different....audio

[creatingalegacy]

[It takes quite a while, but goddamn it, John didn't educate her in everything he possibly could for naught. And the books. GOOD GOD, all the books she brought aboard with her.]

Go ahead--I have a backup for everything, Sergeant. I'm always ten steps ahead of whatever you could possibly come up with.

You'll never stop me, so you might as well stop trying.

[creatingalegacy]

I mean that you're all incompetent.

[creatingalegacy]

I guess we will.

[She'll let them take the dangerous stuff without a fight, since she really wants to conduct her next game in the face of that and look EVEN MORE DANGEROUS.]

I think you mean THE BEST place to be

[creatingalegacy]

It isn't about torture. You people are so close-minded.

I'm two for two, O'Brien, and I bet I can get to three.