[Loud, exhausted breathing. Usopp sits atop some old ruins, clutching his Sogeking mask to his chest. He's shaking, tears running down his cheeks.]

Oi... Oi, Zoro... I got a joke for you...

So a guy is on his deathbed... he looks at his lovely wife... and his three sons... two sons are handsome and strong, the third is weak and scrawny... the man ( Read more... )

... They're getting worse.

And I've heard about others turning into...

I can't even think straight. But then, neither can Zoro, with how bad his sense of direction is!

Ha ha... ha.

You know, with our ship being done, I think we should make a new flag! A great new design!

Anyone out there have any ideas what would look good on a pirate ship flag?

Wow, we suddenly got a whole bunch of new people here.

...

WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY CREW AND SERVE UNDER THE GREAT CAPTAIN USOPP~!

[Shuffling, doors closing, and rubbing of hands.]

Perfect. Luffy won't find me here - Belldandy's cake is all mine.

[A good chuckle,and sounds of eating...then a pause as he realizes something.]

...That's on,isn't it.

((OOC: SO, I saw Belldandy was making cakes for people,including Usopp here. But..we know Luffy... >_> so Usopp + cake are in hiding.))

...Dammit...I've just been useless,again...

...They keep getting hurt, and I keep hiding...

I...can't...

...What would...he do...

[A long pause, and a few shuffling noises. The voice is suddenly different...bolder?]

The fallen must be watched over. Usopp's comrades are my own.

Sogeking will not allow this to go on!

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So it's not just me for once!

Maybe one of you can answer this.

If the 'chip' takes away your special powers...what happens to those who don't have special powers to begin with?

So no doubt you've all noticed that sudden dragon that fell from the sky.

No need to worry - I was the one who shot it down. I'd do anything for the innocent citizens here!

((ooc:...yeaaaah lying.))

((ooc 2 : you may later see/hear Usopp screaming like a little girl and running away from a small dinosaur 8D))

[It suddenly switches on. Rampaging footsteps...one belongs to a human, and the other to an angry bull.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[Ladies and gents, the kindly Dr.Kureha is chasing Usopp for his bunnyjokes. On a bull.]