Once upon a time there was a boy. We'll call this boy Fred, in order that we may protect the innocent if assholish. Fred was a slightly self-centered but well-meaning college student looking for love. Along came Ginger. Fred's friends were excited to learn that Ginger liked Fred, and they knew Fred was interested and intrigued by Ginger, so they ( Read more... )

I can live with this...

Having one of those days...One of those weeks ( Read more... )

This morning was fun. I totally blew my scene to pieces in Studies in Modern Drama. I was sooooooo nervous because I had a lot of lines and they were impossible to memorize, but I think I impressed my teacher. I was Spooner in Pinter's "No Man's Land," for anyone familiar with theatre ( Read more... )

How to make a Jen
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

1 part crazyiness

5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

So it definitely felt good to get out last night. Saw "The Stepford Wives," which was hillarious but disturbing at the same time ( Read more... )

once upon a time where there was ajenn an she' didn't wanna go to bec bedb becajuse sh was drunk. she wanted to say up toill she was ober but htere was nooooone online to talk to . so she was sda. and she wondered where all her fiend were and wy shy coudn't istay an play cirle of deatg ossomr more. she wanted somone oto m ake the room stop spinning ( Read more... )

Four pbeers. HOw can i be drounik on four bears. I used to drin k 8 an be fine. FOUR. fouar beersa. i'm a weak human being. and i hope apoual dodesn't call me for and break up wht me for calling him drunk at 3 am. FOUR bears. Rgh. circle fo death ckicke3d my ass.................................

(x) I Have Been Drunk ( Read more... )