The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected [Chris/Karl - NC-17]

[credulesque]

Title: The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected
Authors: fortassetu and credulesque
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500 of basically pure PORN.
Summary: In which Chris teases Karl about his questionable acting choices and Karl gets his payback.
A/N: This is the first fic I've ever co-written with anyone and IT WAS FUN, Laura dahlink

Comments

[absinthefairy88]

*dead*

[credulesque]

LOL ♥

[acetamide]

Some of my housemates are smoking weed underneath my window right fucking now and the smoke's coming through into my room.

When they come back inside they'll still stink of it and they'll try to talk to me, but I'll just be staring off into space thinking of Karl and Chris fucking and nnnnnnnngh. It will be entirely inappropriate.

Gosh, but things like this almost make me feel okay about shipping real people.

[credulesque]

you should go join them LOLWAT innapropriate thoughts are an issue when contemplating such men, I AM WILLING TO DEAL, HOWEVER *-*
thank you bb! ♥

[imagination55]

I am converted. I hope you're both very happy. *grumble*

Guh. What's better than gorgeous men being naked and sweaty and having glorious, naked, sweaty sex with the added fuzzy bonus of a joint? NOTH-ING. \o/

his hand sliding down the curve of his spine to grip his ass

I think I have an ass kink. I'm quite obsessed.

Also you can't tell that this was a collabrative effort and thats always the litmus test. This is all the coherency I have left in me (it took me three times to type 'also' properly). *falls over*

PS. Garbage's Queer just came on my mp3 player. I LOL'd. :')

[credulesque]

SO SO HAPPY!

What's better than gorgeous men being naked and sweaty and having glorious, naked, sweaty sex with the added fuzzy bonus of a joint?
that is clearly a rhetorical question y/y? o.O

sjakdhaj YAY i am so glad, that is one thing i was worried about but i think between us we read it over about 4 or 5 times LOL :P
aha, i loooove garbage! ♥

[imagination55]

ABSOLUTELY IT IS RHETORICAL. I EVEN ANSWERED IT MYSELF JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE STFU YOU SILLY BIATCH!

Garbage ftw. Some good porn writing songs in their discography. ♥

Guh, your ICON. In that scene, I couldn't stop STARING at Chris' face because it really did look puffy and like he'd had seven bells hit out of him! Good make up + good acting +..uh, good cameras? Yum.

[credulesque]

OHGOOD BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN MY REACTION.
lolol of course the first song that comes to mind "sex is not the enemy" :P

SJHDAJS RIGHT? JFC. EVEN WITH THE BLOODY TISSUE UP HIS NOSE HE LOOKS A+++ HOT idek. and um, your icon *STARES* crazy, dangerous neo-nazi!chris pine? hell yeah O_O

[snoewhite]

I lurve that scene. He is smexy in that movie and I really should not have read that at work. Cause, whew it's hot in here.

[credulesque]

ikr, i mean the movie itself was hella weird but KARL MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT WITH HIS INCESSANT NEED TO BE SHIRTLESS *-* thank you :P

[affectingly]

OH MAN. This is excellent and sexy and I APPROVE MIGHTILY. There needs to be more Chris/Karl in the wooorld. ♥

[credulesque]

*GLEE* thank you bb! i knooow - they look so good together KARL IS HIS SELF-CONFESSED MANCRUSH, WHERE IS THE FIC? :')