The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected [Chris/Karl - NC-17]

[credulesque]

Title: The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected
Authors: fortassetu and credulesque
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500 of basically pure PORN.
Summary: In which Chris teases Karl about his questionable acting choices and Karl gets his payback.
A/N: This is the first fic I've ever co-written with anyone and IT WAS FUN, Laura dahlink

Comments

[flwrpwr_vampyre]

I want to give some kind of intelligent response but the hotness has killed my ability to do that. UNF. Chris is a lucky, lucky man.

[credulesque]

lolz! all attempts are welcomed, don't worry ♥ omg i'd say they both are tbh :P

[joirerson]

What the HELL wuz that? I don't typically read RPF but yeah, converted like a *bitch*.

I really wanna go get stoned and watch The Truth About Demons now. Only clipped for brevity, because even stoned that would not be acceptable. I wonder if it would make more sense than it did when I watched it sober, because... yeah, no sense whatsoever. Did they fire the writers and hire monkeys instead? Really drunk monkeys? That didn't know how to write? And were in special ed classes? And also dead?

[credulesque]

EXCELLENT, that is always what i like to hear *G*

omg, watching that sober was horrible, I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DO THIS. holy shit, that would actually be terrifying probably ngl.
Really drunk monkeys? That didn't know how to write? And were in special ed classes? And also dead?
aha loooolforever, yes. most probably :P

[joirerson]

Yeah, it would only be ok if you were happy and chill stoned, not paranoid stoned. I watched Scarface when I was paranoid stoned out of my mind and it was such a bad experience I am scared of Florida now. The whole state. Little grannies and CHAINSAWS wtf.

I visited Florida once, and had NO IDEA I was in such danger. *shudders* If I watched the Demons movie, I might start having an irrational fear of padlocks and demons kidnapping me (ok, the last one is rational. Kinda.)

[hebrewhammer42]

So, um, yeah. That was pretty hot. :-D Thank you for sharing. I love me some Karl/Chris, mainly because the fact that there's Karl involved in those scenarios.

[credulesque]

Lol thank you so much :DDD oh man, everything needs more Karl :P

[izzimalfoy]

GAH! AWESOMENESS! I think I need a joint now... if I knew where to get one... and some hot mens to share it with

[credulesque]

lol there's always a way :P thank you :)

[togoholic]

HOLY.... UM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY o_O I HAD ALL THESE $10 WORDS IN MY HEAD BUT I THINK KARL DID NOT ONLY FUCK CHRIS' LOOK OFF HIS FACE...

*clears throat*

LADIES, THAT WAS SOME HOT SHIT! <3 I HARLDY EVER READ PRON RPS THESE DAYS BECAUSE I'M A PICKY BITCH, BUT THAT WAS AMAZING! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO ANOTHER FIC COLLABO. YOU HAVE TO. I LOVE HOW THIS FIC ENDS, WITH THE SNUGGLING AND THE BOWLING PROMISE AND AND AND THE WHOLE BANTER AND AND AND, I JUST... *happy sigh*

I THINK I'M GONNA JUST RE-READ THAT FICLET. I'M AT WORK BUT WHO CARES ABOUT WORK WHEN THERE'S DELICIOUS PRON, RIGHT? xD

[credulesque]

OH BB I KNOW YOU HAVE THOSE $10 WORDS INSIDE YOU SOMEWHERE. THE THOUGHT ALONE IS ENOUGH ^^

but i am so glad you thought this was worthy :)
oh thank you, the ending was mine so i'm glad you liked it ♥

[togoholic]

HAHA WELLS, MAYBE THEY'RE STILL INSIDE OF ME BUT I CANNOT REACH THEM! YOU MADE MY BRAIN GO KABLOOEY xD

I REALLY LOVED THE FIC <3 MADE ME WANT TO CHECK OUT OTHER FICLETS OF YOURS, SO I SPENT MY AFTERNOON AT WORK READING YOUR STUFF :D I LOVE YOUR STYLE AND I'M TOTALLY HOOKED NOW! I NEED MOAAAAAR AWESOME FIC :D :D :D :D :D

[credulesque]

AWWW THANK YOU BB, i've written 5 fics in this fandom now! i had major writer's block before this, i am ~inspired~ :DDD