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[ grumble, grumble goes the Ezio. He doesn't realize anyone could be listening... ]

I cannot wait until Uncle lets me out of Monteriggioni. I know I am not nearly so bad at these counter-kills as he says.

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IDEK... have a younger version of your uncle, Ezio?

[its_a_mario]

Is that so, nipote?

... the last time I saw you you weren't nearly this tall... perhaps I should lay off drinking a little.

yay younger!Mario! ALSO WHOA WHEN DID LJ'S BUTTONS CHANGE

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Uncle?

[ Ezio turns around, looking for the big barrel of a man that he is used to, but sees only the younger version. So very confused. ]

I should go grab younger!Volpe to bother him too :3 UM AND I THINK A TINY BIT AGO? IDK EVER

[its_a_mario]

You must be my dear brother's youngest! [No Claudia and Petruccio yet, so you are the youngest to him.] You have that look to you. The look of an Auditore!

[... and yeah he's probably been drinking. Don't mind him. Have Mario coming over to clap him on the shoulder hard. And while he may not be a big barrel of a man like how Ezio remembers him, Mario is still pretty stocky for his age.]

What is Giovanni feeding you?! You grow like a weed, boy!

I will take whoever you throw at me. IDK because I have been playing AssCreed all week, lol.

[unsolocredo]

Sì, I am Giovanni's son... but no longer the youngest, uncle.

The question is not so much what he fed me, but what you have been feeding me. I think the food in Monteriggioni is mostly weed.

Did somebody call for the greatest assassin ever?

[la_volpe]

That is what happens when you have the poorly skilled teaching the poorly skilled.

[That bit of arrogant and cocky musing came from over here, dressed in his usual golden colored assassin garb. La Volpe, although younger than he should be, considering Ezio's age- was as sharp as ever. Brows raised ever so, as the child was born in his city, he of course knew who Ezio was. Just confused on why he was so... big.]

YES YES TELL US A STORY, LA VOLPE 8)

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Scusi? What do you mean, poorly skilled?

THIS ONES ABOUT HOW COOLER I AM THAN YOUR SMELLY UNCLE

[la_volpe]

[That causes him to chuckle as he saunters on over.]

Ah! So you get your smarts from your father's side of the family, yes? I'd wager from your uncle.

[Tapping the middle of Ezio's forehead with his index finger, grinning]

I meant what I meant, it cannot get simpler than that.

...CONTINUE

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[ Ezio wrinkles his nose a little at the contact before backing away. ]

I demand to know what you are getting at, signore.

[artist_amico]

[Needless to say, it is difficult to hide the shameless smirk that crawls into Leonardo's lips. He tries to wipe it away. It only slightly works.]

You sound quite vehement, amico. Perhaps you should take a break.

[He tries to make it sound as though he's unaware of what the assassin is griping about. He's only half-sure anyway.]

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[ le sigh. ] This is a break.

[artist_amico]

Is it? Well, you do not seem very at ease for it being so. I thought breaks were designed to relax you, not make you whine.

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I don't think that zio mio knows the meaning of 'relax.'

say hello to your old man, ezio

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[scoffs at]

'Nearly' is not enough.

:O y u so mean, grandpa

[unsolocredo]

What do you mean?