Last night I took park in drinking two fishbowls. For those of you who don't know, a fishbowl is n actual fishbowl, but it's filled with lemonade and alcohol. Sometimes they come with a plastic allagator. I went from painfully sober to loopy Lexi in like 30 minutes. And then I drunk dialed all my friends. I loved it ( Read more... )

I just had a pretty bad wrap for lunch. But it was one of those make it yourself ones, where you tell the guy what to put in it, so all I have to blame is myself. So it's settled then...Sushi for dinner should more than make up for it ( Read more... )

someone rescued me and saved the day ( Read more... )

Urban Word of the Day ( Read more... )

You Are a Dare Devil
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If this doesn't make you laugh then who you IS ( Read more... )

Miami tomorroe...yet it just can't seem to get it together despite the excitement!!! I'm tired, and when I'm tired, things don't get done as fast as they need to and they don't get done well....

...did I mention I'm going to Miami tomorrow!!!

Fill this out, friends. If you're bored, do it. If you're not bored, do it. If you love me, DO IT ( Read more... )

It ought to be a full moon tonight. Because it seems like everyone, except me (which must mean especially me) is off their fucking rocker ( Read more... )

...more like dysfunctional hott people ( Read more... )