Ben Franklin was way cool.

[creedishtender]

Benjamin Franklin was a motherfuckin' pimp

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Lies!

[skacorealice]

ben franklin couldn't have queefed the alphabet because you need a vagina for that and nothing was stated about ben franklin having a cooter.

[jmc1371]

I just sat at my desk doing the "silent laugh" so no one would ask what the hell I was cracking up over.

I didn't want to tell them it was all due to the mental image of Ben Franklin queefing anything, let alone the alphabet.