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So there I am, up to the wrists in midget entrails, when this guy comes up to me with this dog and starts telling me about his bus-pass that he lost ( Read more... )

So there you have it. I give up. I promised myself I wouldn't start writing in this thing, but I have no choice. I have been sitting in front of Calliope for over 24 hours, too tired to get any real work done, but too alert to sleep. With my cache of online resources expended, I have nothing to do but play games or write in this thing. So I ( Read more... )

Hello, me. At least you care enough to read this...

Look, here I am. Will you pricks get off my goddamn case about it now?