How I Spent My Saturday Afternoon (Tornado Fun With The Kids)

[creepingivy]

I'm standing in Target in the high-falutent shampoo aisle when the siren goes off. I look at the two random people next to me who are also deeply contemplating $8 Tea Tree Shampoo and ask them if they hear that. Their ears perk up like rabbits and we all start looking at each other like: 'Okay... what now?' The woman next to me and her friend

Comments

[keshaphim]

Oh my god. How awful. :(

Glad you are ok, though.

[james_madison]

You have _such_ a voice. I understand you're on this whole 'academic' path and all, but why not leave all that, and run away to become a writer? Oh, wait. It's not like joining the circus. Nevermind.

;-)

I'm glad you're ok. I had no doubts that you would be.

I don't know what to say about your boss' fiance either.

[nakeygirl]

d00d.
I'm glad you're ok!

[boymaenad]

holy crap, dude. but as everyone else says, excellently told.