CREEPY SEXY TIME

Oct 14, 2009 08:35

Everyone in LA is doin it, why not me?

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Every single one. Preferably at the same time

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any ol' time baby

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On top of whoever else is in it

4. Do you masturbate?
Wanna watch?

5. How often?
Whenever you're available

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'll take my speedo off for $5

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Sprinklers at dawn

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes and yes

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes and yes

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both are fun

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Every single one. Preferably at the same time

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not half as well as I'd like to

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love for money

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Water pistols, peanut butter, replica of Superman's cape

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
A boy can dream

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On some crates at the dock

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In an underwater bunker with an octopus attached to a port window and Blondie on the radio

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
As frequently as possible

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
As frequently as possible

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I prefer the alleys behind bars

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
As frequently as possible

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
As frequently as possible

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Do trannies count? Otherwise not yet

24. What's your sexuality?
Why limit myself?

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Theater no, drive-in yes

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A favorite of mine

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
In the Outsiders base? Yes. On Nightwing's bed? Yes. While Nightwing was elsewhere in the building? Yes

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
As frequently as possible, though they usually kick me out

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I view everything as a possibility

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I don't have all day to do this

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I hope so. If you do please send me copies

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, why would I think of someone else when I have a little hottie there and willing?

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Do lewd calls to strangers count?

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No but I'll try anything

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Snowblowing

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
As frequently as possible

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
ALL Y'ALL

let's tap this, sexi time, octopus, meme

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