Dec 11, 2009 20:42
He has a collection of protective cups, for "different occasions."
He has nearly a dozen different pairs of shoes.
He only has two uniforms, identical, and they both smell very off to me.
He only has one type of underwear but in a dozen colors.
He's so prudish he won't even take his socks off around me.
He never smiles.
timmy,
chortles and fishsticks
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... someone is a shoe hag.
Do his laundry and then they won't smell funny.
Only one type? You'll reveal that much but not what kind? What kind of a creep are you?
I wouldn't take my socks off around you, either. Ick.
Of course he never smiles. His mentor is the Bat, who I don't think has ever smiled a day in his life.
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They're necessary. Trust me on this.
... someone is a shoe hag.
Also necessary. Some have different features than others, for specific occasions, such as my boots with flame resistant soles.
Do his laundry and then they won't smell funny.
I like this idea.
Only one type? You'll reveal that much but not what kind? What kind of a creep are you?
What does it matter...?
I wouldn't take my socks off around you, either. Ick.
Exactly.
Of course he never smiles. His mentor is the Bat, who I don't think has ever smiled a day in his life.
I do too smile!! He's exagerrating >:(
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Why does it matter? Well what's the point in revealing your ~secrets~ if he isn't gonna reveal all of them? Christ.
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