Greetings Bloodsucking insects on a pesticide-high! i thought that I might actually put something into this for a change ( Read more... )

Greetings John, my imaginary contact in the Bronx! You have to read this convo between me and a person that Elliot was talking to, and I just wanted to mess with them, so here it is ( Read more... )

Greetings Non-Dairy Products! Today was Half & Half. First, I win the new Harry Potter book from the library. Thats the good half. THen, I went to that magic tournament, and came in 4th. Thats No Prize. 3rd got a prize, but not 4th! That's ok. I'm gonna go over Evan's tomorrow. That'll be fun. I'll stir you into my coffee later, I'm tired.

Greetings dull people on the south side! Yep, went down there last Night with my older bro, and it was DULL! Saturday night, and nothing was going on. Everything that used to be open down there is now closed, and none of my bros old crew, who I know, arent down there anymore. I didn't buy nothing, and I'm glad I didnt spend any money on the bus, i ( Read more... )

Greetings you child labor law bastards! Guess what, there are now new laws taht restrict anyone under the age of 16 to work with any type of cutting implement. That means, my job is off. What really sucks is that at the interveiw, i was talking to the guy and he was gonna hire me when he remembered that it might not be legal, so he talked to ( Read more... )

Greetings Freddy Krugger! I know it's not you keeping me awake, I apologize. Go kill a babysiter, it'll make you feel better. Eye Cambells Soup+T Zzzzz. In other words, I can't sleep. I think I might be a little nervous about tomorrow, going down there to get my job and all. I'm gonna try and get some sleep. Wish me luck.

Greetings working class! I will soon have a job. Yes, it's not much, but everywhere else around me does not hire someone that is 15. The hours are ok, from 5pm-10 or 11pm three nights a week, and it's pretty good pay. I'm just gonna have to set something up with Chuck, the owner, on days I can work. After that, I'll just c the money rolling in :).

Greetings stranger! This is one of the weirdest people to ever IM me ( Read more... )

Greetings Nocturnal Animals! I got little sleep last night, and for no reason at all. I could not fall asleep for the life of me. Cait, you have given me the sleepless disease! Argh, I'm tired now. Its so damn hot out today, and I wanna go somewhere! How is it that everybody but me is busy today? I think that that's just a little odd, don't you? ( Read more... )

Greetings my fellow waiters! Ya know, I hate waiting. It's so long. Next Tuesday, I am going to be participating in a magic tournament, and I can't wait. I wanna whoop some ass so bad. Cait is going on vacation this weekend, and now i wish i had somewhere I could go on vacation, just without this family. It'd be cool to go with her, but it ( Read more... )