Bad humor

[creolebetty]

I had to post this, it's terrible, really bad and not in the horrific way we usually enjoy:


Possible New Dog Breeds

Collie / Lhasa Apso
Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz / Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer / Setter
Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier / Skye Terrier
Blue Skye - a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees / Dachshund
Pyradachs - a puzzling breed

Pekingnese / Lhasa Apso
Peekasso - an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel / English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Newfoundland / Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors

Terrier / Bulldog
Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound / Labrador
Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute / Pointer
Moot Point - a dog for....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie / Malamute
Commute - a dog that travels to work

Deerhound / Terrier
Derriere - a dog that's true to the end