just plain childish.

i find it kind of amusing now though.

so i hope you have a good life.

i think that word puts it best. i laugh every time i think about it ( Read more... )

OK, GEOFF THINKS I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I POOP 3 TIMES A DAY. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THIS WAS HEALTHY. WE DECIDED TO TAKE A SURVEY TO SEE HOW MANY TIMES A DAY EVERYONE ELSE POOPS, OR IF NOT "A DAY" HOW OFTEN?

PLEASE LEAVE HONEST ANSWERS!!!!

AND FOR A SECOND POLL... HOW LONG DOES YOUR AVERAGE POOP LAST?
ACTUALLY... JUST DESCRIBE IT ALL.

my roommate decided to park behind me (i'm in the garage) and leave to go across town with her sister. i had class at 630, so now i'm missing that. and i can't go to dick blick to get my art supplies. i hope she comes home soon. but while i wait... i'll do this ( Read more... )

so work is WONDERFUL lately. wait, let me rephrase that... so the MONEY i'm making at work is WONDERFUL lately. work itself still blows ( Read more... )

i needed all c's to keep hope.

i thought i was getting two c's and a d.

but somehow i pulled 2 b's and a c...

out of my ass.

i'm so relieved.

Un PC
You scored 62 offensiveness!

You find un PC things funny, simply because they are just that. You understand the comedy value of what is not politically correct, and can see the funny side to stereotypes. If something's funny, and meant as such, what's the harm? However, all is in the name of humour, and you'd probably rather avoid ( Read more... )

soooo ( Read more... )

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (116), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

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