with karate i'll kick your ass

[crescent_fresh]

tonight, i did standup for the first time in over a year. i had absolutely nothing prepared, essentially winging it for five minutes; all my previous material was outdated by a few years, and my new material was about twelve hours old

Comments

[naeko]

i would love to watch you do stand up :O

you should phone post your act.

[crescent_fresh]

there will actually be video online in a couple days, if i'm not mistaken. i'll post the link in my journal when it's up.

[clemidia]

You GO--only not down?

[crescent_fresh]

depends on the denotation of the phrase. in some ways, it'd be very good.

[arithon]

Dude, that's awesome. I hope you make one million and one dollars.

[crescent_fresh]

i'm going to make one million and one dollars and ninety-two cents!

[miriyasterling]

Congratulations... when killing I prefer knives but I like to live and let live, well sometimes.

[crescent_fresh]

i find knives to be great for battling, or opening boxes. for a real quick death, i prefer carbon monoxide.