Voice post

[crete_goddess]

Oh, for heaven's sake...

MUST they constantly tamper with the water lines?! Praise all I wasn't doing laundry this morning! Instead, I'm picking strawberry bits out of my hair...

[light footfalls, passing between rooms]

Well, it's not blood or alcohol, or...pink..some such, so we might as well be thankful.

[a faucet turns on--mewling]

The faucet seems

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[eastern_magic]

The water has been tampered with before?

[crete_goddess]

Oh, a number of times. Mostly harmless.

[eastern_magic]

At least it's harmless. There can be something said for that.

[crete_goddess]

Utterly. One can appreciate curses like this on some level.

[Private||Unhackable]

[bellsandleather]

I'll have some tea.

Do you want me to come out of my lair and have a talk about You-know-who?

[Private||Unhackable]

[crete_goddess]

I'll be happy to have you, darling.

And yes, I do think that would calm my nerves quite a bit.

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[bellsandleather]

[slinks into the room, and would be an excellent ninja, were it not for the very noticeable jingling his bells make]

Your wish is my command, Sultana. [deep, formal bow]

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[crete_goddess]

[instant smile, turning from the stove; she laughs a little]

Oh, stuff and nonsense, Malone.

[dresden4hire]

You know you live in a special place when you make sure to keep a stock of blood and bottled water on hand.

[crete_goddess]

You can't get much stranger than that, darling.

[dresden4hire]

Do you need some help getting your hair clean?

[crete_goddess]

I do, I think. It's ghastly.