It always comes back to Dr. Suess, damn him
Is Sam's poor soul still stuck in the cage?
Was it stolen by some powerful Mage?
Did he come back some construction required?
Is this season six Buffy, he walks through the fire?
Was it his hair that made him this way?
Has he just been evil from the very first day?
Did Tyra give him a makeover that made him 'FABULOUS'?
Or is the missing Samulet the reason why Sam is remiss?
Was his soul carved into seven Horocruxes?
Do you know how hard it is to rhyme horocruxes?
Is Sam going evil part of the Big Bad's plan?
If they do a musical this can all be sang!
Just get the orb of Thesulah, a Gypsy or Witch
and you'll get Sam's soul back, you'll make it your bitch!
Now listen closely, as I'm all out of rhymes
If you need more ideas there's fanfic to mine!
I feel I should apologize for this.