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I am the boones farm hero
American Idol party was the worst idea ever. Especially when sober.
When friends come by to give you a bag of crappy wine because it was taking up too much space in their fridge, you know you have a problem. And drink crappy wine.
Also rap ripping off my favorite Talking Heads song makes me want to stab my eyes out.
This man... NOT SO MUCH!
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sometimes i make my tv black and white and pretend I was born in the 50s
I hate life right now because it doesn't allow me to sleep all day or ignore studying
And those are basically my favorite things
My phone died pretty much all weekend and I wasn't very sad
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godamnit
I ate all the dried bananas out of my trail mix -
Family Visits
Grampa: I never knew how mean geese were until I got my 22 and shot one. It didn't die right away so I was gonna go bash it in the head with the butt of my gun, but then the thing tried to bite me! So I shot it again. They are mean people, those geese are bold ( Read more... ) -
my gums show alot when i smile and it makes me look 6 years old which is hot
When I wake up 3 hours after going to sleep my brain gives me a big fuck you.
Cookies and face smushing competitions between friends makes it worth it though.
I miss my bffs and my twins and the days when I didn't get hangovers.
My toenail is falling off and it's gross.
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