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[cricket186]

First we must give a nod to all the women out there who have started referring to their breasts as "the girls"...way to go fucktards...now whenever someone asks "How are you girls doing?" , I have to immediately wonder if they are talking to my breasts

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[eye_saved_latin]

would that mean your breasts have penises? thats a bizarre image.

funny, i looked at getting The Da Vinci Code today. is it really not worth my time?

[cricket186]

You know the story line is good...but the explanation of it becomes elementary. It is a page turner...I finished it in a day. I'm never one to flat out say don't do something, because sometimes being able to bitch about it later is half the fun.

I think my breasts wish they had penises. WOW just seeing that in print makes me wonder how I am heterosexual at all.

[junio2383]

My friend Ricci's breasts are called Suzi and Perla, after the rabbits from Cinderella with the same name. You see, she was a character at Disney and originally was supposed to be them, but because of her breasts, she didn't fit inside the costume. So she ended up being Chip and Dale and her breasts Suzi and Perla.

The Da Vinci Code... The other day I had a girl, I don't even remember who it was, someone at the uni., explain to me in full detail why I should read that book. I don't want to, much less now after reading what you have to say about it.

Cricket fact reply: Is your brother H0TT?

[cricket186]

My brother is a good looking boy...he is like 6'2" and totally has that lanky, heroin-indie look that is going on right now. I dunno...he has done modeling on and off his whole life...he gets solicited by agents all the time (it is California) so I mean...I'm proud of him for getting the better end of the gene pool.

My breasts are Mademoiselle and Senorita...which is a cover. (they are female impersonators)

[junio2383]

Boobs in drag!!! Boobs with penises... This entry is making me laugh too much. My jaw almost hurts.

[cricket186]

Amen...I sooo should have listened to you.

[starlacuomo]

one time this guy i was fooling around with called my breasts "the twins." i was kind of freaked out. my breasts are really small... together they are barely enough to make one full-sized breast, let alone "twins."

[cricket186]

What is it with guys naming body parts?

[tstrange]

you totally have to let Nate listen to that handsome boy modeling school song i sent you..

[cricket186]

HAHA! I keep thinking of Zoolander.

aahhh the world of male modeling.