Hearts break for other people.

Two trips to the student health center later, I am STILL sick. The doc had me take a super short, but supposedly potent, round of antibiotics that did nothing. I spent most of Friday and the weekend exhausted and out of focus. Today my head is in the clouds and focusing on the in class assignment was torture. All I want to do is sleep and feel ( Read more... )

Anyone have a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon they'd care to send my way? It seems like you get 30 of the damn things and then when you need one, you don't have one.

Mmm. Ryan Reynolds is back on the market. I'll take one Ryan Reynolds to go, preferably shirtless and chained to the floor.

Thinking of you, as always, on your birthday, wondering what went wrong.

Every time I write about my childhood for class, I swear that it's a made for tv movie or someone else's life.

But it all really happened.

Best wrong number call to date!

I'm hacking up Slimer. Ewww.

Oh, Tony Curtis. I had such a crush on you as a little girl. I fully suspect that the reason I'm still so interested in Harry Houdini was watching you play him on the silver screen.

R.I.P.

I think my research professor is the love child of Jerry Seinfeld and Billy Crystal.