A Pleasant Surprise!

[crime_computer]

Wrongo, Trite, Wrighto, Nicky -

Whatever you call him, the old boy showed up today! And like all mysteries, he was wrapped up in a baggy black affair and a very mysterious little hat. Tired of the suit? Afraid to show your face to a corridor full of men and women hissing your name in their nightmares? Next time, say hello to all of us, Wrighto.

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[wrightswrongs]

Don't talk about Edgeworth that way. He doesn't do anything remotely like that anymore.

I don't need you to tell me that I did something wrong. I face it every day, waking up. I nearly got someone innocent found guilty because of my actions, regardless of if I knew it was forged or not. I own up to that.

But you seem to think I fabricated that evidence, huh? Don't worry for me, I haven't fallen that far yet.

And the hat keeps my head warm, actually. It was pretty chilly outside that day. ...Not that you'd know?

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[crime_computer]

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Oh HO...!

Anymore? Worthy still did it, my boy!

[crime_computer]

Wrighto, I don't think you listened!

Now see here, if you take another look, you can see what I wrote:

Regardless of whether or not you were aware the evidence was false, you presented it.

I am aware you have enemies. I'm certainly surrounded by enough of them! Never did I explicitly say it was your own hand that fabricated this evidence.

However, it still leaves one key point up in the air:

Why did you present it, son? Clearly you must have realized it was false. A little suicidal on the bench, there? HO HO HO!

[wrightswrongs]

Actually, even though I felt that something was off about it, I didn't realize it was forged until afterwards.

[crime_computer]

It brought me delightful new neighbors!

And what is this I hear? You're back in the force! Splendid! How did you manage to convince them to take you back after all these years?

[crime_computer]

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[scarred_actor]

Just popping in to say that you have great taste in music, dude!

[crime_computer]

Matthew, my boy, any special requests?

[scarred_actor]

Anything works as long as I can keep singing along! I like this arrangement.

Makes evenings really nice and relaxing around here, dude.

[stylish_snob]

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If I make a request, will you stop playing that grating and tasteless TV theme music all the time? I have a refined taste in music, and that racket is making my ears hurt.