anonymous statements game! yeeeeha!
1. you seem to have an endless amount of energy and ambtion and i admire that
2. you're a bitch to me yet you still eat out of my casserole dish. what the fuck?
3. you're drop dead sexy and i don't think you realize that (after writing this, i realized that this applies to a lot o' my sexy sexy friends)
4. you're crazy. in a good way.
5. i think you know the exact answer to your questions, but you don't want to face reality
6. i put something from your house in the toilet, decided that wasn't good enough, and lent it to a hobo named pink-eyed pete (but that's a total misnomer because he has every disease known to man except for pink-eye)for a week...and then i carefully returned it to its original location in your house. sorrrryyyyy. you've been punxed!!! roxzxxors....but really, i am sorry about your screaming case of gonorrhea.
7. i told some people that if they caught you, you would give them a pot of gold. so, um, yeah, sorry for the random gropes you've gotten on campus....
8. you thought i couldn't eat a whole muffaletta. now give me the free coke you promised me!
9. hey, lushy mclush-ter. where have you gooonnnee?
10. you have a really weird sense of humor and i love that.
11. when you wear that hat, you look like a penis. and you know you do. why do you continue to wear it?! ;p
in other news, me and steph now have a hawt wireless internet connection. sweeeet! thanks to ken for installin' it.