puuuush eet

[crimes_of_paris]

Today I went in for my first yuppie excursion with the personal trainer. After taking initial measurements, she told me my percentage of body fat and declared me 'fit'. I thought, I like you. Then she led me over to the mat and made me do a few stretches. 'No, no, no,' she said with her spanish accent, digging her fingers up into my stomach. 'Pull

Comments

[primimproper]

It's nice when someone reaffirms that you have multiple butts.

(Good for you for exercising!)

[effectsdomino]

Oh man, she sounds like a movie character. Liz, stick with this, I would feel very sad if your internal organs fell out your vagina one day

[bruiseviolet79]

i second that. i don't think we could be friends anymore if your organs fell out your va-jay-jay. ;P

[crimes_of_paris]

I know that women had a lot of health problems to look out for, but i certainly didn't see this one coming...

[popculturekid]

i was very amused by this entry