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What it is yo
Drunk + stoned + half hour massage + awesome roommate = right now. -
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I just got back from the dentist and my teeth are totally sore. I hate my teeth, even though I sort of like the dentist.
All in all though, it's been a pretty good week.
I'm not saying I don't hate the dragons, because I do, but in all, great week. -
Why are the dragons that are breathing fire all down your neck only of the unwanted persuasion?
"Geezy. Everydude that walks in here is all up on you sleezy style."
"I know. I know. Everyone loves me. Even the fucking gay kid. Unimpressed."
Yeah. Everydude but thee dude. Irony, I've had about enough of you, and if one more sleezy drunk dude breathes on me this summer I'm going to start throwing punches. -
Myspace stalking season.
You know summer has sprung when you get not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 messages from myspace stalkers in one day. -
Did you know ....
It's possible to have a livejournal entry that's tooo long. I just did it.
Hmmm? -
Remember when I was little and you said I couldn't go to that birthday party unless I took a nap...
"That was a lie. I could have not taken the nap and still gone to the birthday party. I was just too young to call a bluff." -
Sometimes this is what happens...
- You have a shitty day and decide to go to the mountaineer with a buddy to make it all better.
- You drink so much coffee that the waitress simply stops bringing it.
- So you start stealing it for yourself.
- You're so overcaffeinated that you start hallucinating on the way home.
- You think you see a giant rocket ship perched along side ( Read more... )
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Happiness
Happiness: Edmonton upsets Detroit in the NHL Quarterfinals ( Read more... ) -
Sunrise again?
It's 6am ( Read more... ) -
The Good Fight
I'm going to miss this dorm so much. Tonight we just sat around in my dorm listening to records, eating McDonalds, sipping wine, and talking about masturbation/orgasms.
Sense!!!!
It makes none, but we have fun though. Nostalgia. Fighting the good fight. Kevin Federline.