Looking at someone else's pictures of Taipei, I'm inclined to think of it as Small Town, USA.

Although celebrating one's birthday should be a high and mighty occasion, I've come to realize that I prefer to keep it low-profile and with family ( Read more... )

According to Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC), Matthew Shepherd was killed in the middle of a robbery, and so the new hate crimes bill being named after Shepherd is a hoax.

"No, I disagree. We're operating on the assumption that all music is cathartic. But we're being ignorant of people like Damien Rice, and bands like Ma Fleur, whose music is basically slit-your-wrists sad."
" ... right."
"Right."

Conn   says (8:55 PM):

Can I go eat my pudding now?

I love you!

Brandon says (8:55 PM):

goodbye!

Conn   says (8:55 PM):

Remember: Horses only love.

Brandon says (8:55 PM):

horses are annoying

CONN horse (5:21:02 PM): It's all about trust, kid. Vincent seems like an honest kid. And I'm sure that if something happens, someone will tell another person, who will then tell someone else, who will then tell you.
emilemily1011 (5:21:20 PM): thats deep, man.
CONN horse (5:21:23 PM): Haha!
CONN horse (5:21:48 PM): Now, can you tell me what the term ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I was adopted by my biological mother, who happened to be Julianna Kohler. She took me home to my eight brothers and sisters, two of which happened to be my coworkers.

CONN horse (11:02:13 PM): I am not drunk.
snowpiksi9 (11:02:16 PM): eat some bread
snowpiksi9 (11:02:24 PM): that'll sop it up
CONN horse (11:02:28 PM): I had some for dinner. I think that's the only reason why I'm making sense right now.
snowpiksi9 (11:02:54 PM): lol!
snowpiksi9 (11:03:05 PM): seriously though, a snack right now might help
CONN horse ( ( Read more... )

BrandonRN2004 (10:11:47 PM): Are you high on life?
CONN horse (10:12:30 PM): Just the thought of you going up to the Archbishop of Canterbury, of the Church of England, saying "Yo yo, home diggity dawg! Props to you! High five my brotha!" is worth laughing at.
BrandonRN2004 (10:14:05 PM): LOL

CONN horse (10:32:08 PM): No.
CONN horse (10:32:11 PM): Stop typing.
BrandonRN2004 (10:32:15 PM): hey, do you have a bump on your arm?
BrandonRN2004 (10:32:25 PM): I WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF YOURE OK YOU LOUSY MOTHER FUCKER
BrandonRN2004 (10:32:28 PM): ahem.
CONN horse (10:32:34 PM): No, just a tiny bruise where the nurse jabbed the mother fucking needle ( Read more... )