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if the trash guys don't take our trash tomorrow because some idiot has parked illegally on our property and is blocking the way, i will go out tomorrow and key their car. they have been parked outside our house for days and i am extreeeeemely territorial.

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did you key their car? :)

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AHAHA i was halfway out the driveway with keys in hand and then bryan came in and was like "where you going". i told him i was gonna go key the car, and he was like, "oh, okay. btw my friend and i went to look at it; turns out it has a flat tyre." so i felt a little more sympathetic.

it's a dodgyass car though. no license plates, and the door is (apparently) unlocked. i feel like i should go jack their radio or something.