#1 Rule: Be a 13-year old boy. Thus ( Read more... )

Scene: Exterior, night. Two people are leaning against a dirty wall. Both have black hair and skinny arms ( Read more... )

I was just reminiscing about one of my former selves ( Read more... )

CANNOT WRITE.

Have been trying for a few hours. It feels like peeing out a tiny squeeze. This album is terrible because it's boring. But I don't want to trash it because I don't think the band deserves it. I really think they just wanted to get together and make some effin' music. Who can argue with that? But oh god, it is like the sound of a ( Read more... )

Dude, what the f? I got turned on today by picking up a banana.

In other news, I was at a coffee shop earlier and I saw this former professor of mine out for a "thingy" (my word for study session subtext DATE) with a girl who was very obviously a student. It was gross. It shouldn't be so bad because he's youngish, but she looked all of 17 and he's ( Read more... )

HEY! I am tired of not writing in here. It always makes me feel better and I love reconnecting with my friends ( Read more... )

I feel only slightly better today ( Read more... )

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The world is a weird and wooly place when the only one who loves you is your mummy.

Really, life? Hilarious ( Read more... )