apply now. positions are filling fast.

[crimsonhearts]

i want someone who can't type with their hands on the right keys. someone who dresses how they want to dress. someone who will stick their face in my armpit just to see if it smells ok. someone who will drop something on the floor and yell out "ten second rule!". someone who can drive a standard. someone with more piercings than me. someone who

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[nihilistdom]

I had that job once, but she fired me. >:

[crimsonhearts]

i found someone to fill the position, but he quit recently.

[crimsonhearts]

i know who you are!

i saw you on friday at end of the line and i see you in the sail lab like everyday.