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faggoty plays the Grudge while cripple watches and presses the panic mode every now and then
this game does not scare val in the slightest. it'd scare me because I'm a pussy but she's just Unimpressed.
you go through a crappy abandoned warehouse and shit just jumps out at you, and whatever needs to be avoided prompts for a wii shake
and for some reason you have a shitty flashlight that goes through batteries like a crackwhore
will update as the game progresses.
update: the grudge kid is a douchebag
update: have given up on the second player's panic/douchebag mode (which involves pressing buttons on the second remote to make something show up on the screen
update: the player gets a ridiculous call on their cellphone which is just blank noise, and she freaks out while val bitches at the screen to stop being a pussy
update: DRAMATIC PIANO
update: the dog is a douchebag and the character is too retarded to grab him and stop him from running off
update: the fear level reader is ridiculous. it keeps saying that she's 'afraid' and 'screaming' when she's contemptuous and making jokes.
update: hospital level!!
update: 'exhausted from the efforts of her family's recent move, miki had collapsed and was hospitalized' what a pussy
update: why is the grudge kid everywhere i don't understand his attraction to random buildings
update: why are there no fucking flashlight batteries in this level when they were being hand-fed to the player last time
update: pumpkin pie is pretty good
update: she is being bitchslapped by hair
update: went to pick something up from under the table and ended up playing duck duck goose with the naked boy
update: she is more interested in finding batteries than the arm that just jumped out at her
update: some guy just fell from the roof. ok.
update: what the fuck is this. the thing ended with falling off the roof
VAL IS MAKING ME PLAY OK SHE WILL DO THE UPDATES
update: hi
update: kiwi is playing ken
update: 'ken has just finished making his last delivery, when he found an old box he didn't notice before in his truck. the address on the box was not on his usual route, but ken decides to deliver it. the address on the box leads to an eerily quiet apartment complex.' alright.
update: kiwi has mastered the single command of the game: b for forward. for serious its the only control you use. unless youre making use of second player douche mode.
update: dramatic zoom nothing happens
update: you also use a in the game to pick things up im being fair. two button gameplay
update: DRAMATIC ZOOM 3-301 lol HE PRESSED THE BUZZER kiwi was like "Dont press the buzzer" he pressed the buzzer
update: hi guys i have a box for you ill just put it in your kitchen is that blood? oh no thats your bathroom ill just put it here ill just leave it here. oh you have a battery in the microwave? ill just take that
update: wandering around forever nothing happens
update: she cant find where to go for the next part so i have to youtube it lol
update: oh she missed something really obvious and now she's going to die
update: dramatic piano
update: shes really bad at the reaction command arrows
update: shes running for the padlock even though shes going to die her flashlight is going to run out OH NAKED LITTLE DEAD BOY LOL i feel like such a pedophile playing this game hes like *runs past naked* *penis flops*
update: she's dead.
update: when the chick comes for you her eyes are like 6_9 woopwoopwoop
update: she is trying again
update: the whole game is basically a "follow the shiny things" premise you go from one shiny object to the next and hope something happens. which it usually does
update: more stairs
update: the music in the dramatic scenes is hilarious
update: yeah she made it to the padlock. now more stairs she got a key for room 2102 i wonder where she has to go next
update: doorbell! someone has company
update: he just barreled through a door with his flashlight LMAO KIWI WAS SCARED
SHE WAS SCARED
SHE SAYS SHES NOT
BUT SHES SCARED
pussy
update: the meatsacks are wiggling
update: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
she had to run away and she diiiiiied.
now she has to do the entire level over again
again
shes so pumped to do this
update: you cant run though you have to take your time at a nice leisurely pace sooo
update: im hungry
update: im sated
update: kiwi is back at the part where she died lets see if she can do it this time
update: WELL SHE DID IT but he still died. 6_9 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats my grudge noise
update: everyone dies at the end of every episode what is the point of guiding them through this endeavor when you know they'll just die
update: k this next guy is just a nice guy a good guy that loves his kids. underpaid security guard. sees a bitch in the camera goes to investigate. when did he sign up for this. when did he Sign up for This. this subpar horror death.
update: k he's dead. episode is done
update:" OIT WAS HE END?
IT WAS THE END.
YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THE HIDDEN ITEMS TO UNLOCK ANOTHER LEVEL
another shitty level
fuck this game *flips*
that was a total waste of time
this game does not scare val in the slightest. it'd scare me because I'm a pussy but she's just Unimpressed.
you go through a crappy abandoned warehouse and shit just jumps out at you, and whatever needs to be avoided prompts for a wii shake
and for some reason you have a shitty flashlight that goes through batteries like a crackwhore
will update as the game progresses.
update: the grudge kid is a douchebag
update: have given up on the second player's panic/douchebag mode (which involves pressing buttons on the second remote to make something show up on the screen
update: the player gets a ridiculous call on their cellphone which is just blank noise, and she freaks out while val bitches at the screen to stop being a pussy
update: DRAMATIC PIANO
update: the dog is a douchebag and the character is too retarded to grab him and stop him from running off
update: the fear level reader is ridiculous. it keeps saying that she's 'afraid' and 'screaming' when she's contemptuous and making jokes.
update: hospital level!!
update: 'exhausted from the efforts of her family's recent move, miki had collapsed and was hospitalized' what a pussy
update: why is the grudge kid everywhere i don't understand his attraction to random buildings
update: why are there no fucking flashlight batteries in this level when they were being hand-fed to the player last time
update: pumpkin pie is pretty good
update: she is being bitchslapped by hair
update: went to pick something up from under the table and ended up playing duck duck goose with the naked boy
update: she is more interested in finding batteries than the arm that just jumped out at her
update: some guy just fell from the roof. ok.
update: what the fuck is this. the thing ended with falling off the roof
VAL IS MAKING ME PLAY OK SHE WILL DO THE UPDATES
update: hi
update: kiwi is playing ken
update: 'ken has just finished making his last delivery, when he found an old box he didn't notice before in his truck. the address on the box was not on his usual route, but ken decides to deliver it. the address on the box leads to an eerily quiet apartment complex.' alright.
update: kiwi has mastered the single command of the game: b for forward. for serious its the only control you use. unless youre making use of second player douche mode.
update: dramatic zoom nothing happens
update: you also use a in the game to pick things up im being fair. two button gameplay
update: DRAMATIC ZOOM 3-301 lol HE PRESSED THE BUZZER kiwi was like "Dont press the buzzer" he pressed the buzzer
update: hi guys i have a box for you ill just put it in your kitchen is that blood? oh no thats your bathroom ill just put it here ill just leave it here. oh you have a battery in the microwave? ill just take that
update: wandering around forever nothing happens
update: she cant find where to go for the next part so i have to youtube it lol
update: oh she missed something really obvious and now she's going to die
update: dramatic piano
update: shes really bad at the reaction command arrows
update: shes running for the padlock even though shes going to die her flashlight is going to run out OH NAKED LITTLE DEAD BOY LOL i feel like such a pedophile playing this game hes like *runs past naked* *penis flops*
update: she's dead.
update: when the chick comes for you her eyes are like 6_9 woopwoopwoop
update: she is trying again
update: the whole game is basically a "follow the shiny things" premise you go from one shiny object to the next and hope something happens. which it usually does
update: more stairs
update: the music in the dramatic scenes is hilarious
update: yeah she made it to the padlock. now more stairs she got a key for room 2102 i wonder where she has to go next
update: doorbell! someone has company
update: he just barreled through a door with his flashlight LMAO KIWI WAS SCARED
SHE WAS SCARED
SHE SAYS SHES NOT
BUT SHES SCARED
pussy
update: the meatsacks are wiggling
update: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
she had to run away and she diiiiiied.
now she has to do the entire level over again
again
shes so pumped to do this
update: you cant run though you have to take your time at a nice leisurely pace sooo
update: im hungry
update: im sated
update: kiwi is back at the part where she died lets see if she can do it this time
update: WELL SHE DID IT but he still died. 6_9 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats my grudge noise
update: everyone dies at the end of every episode what is the point of guiding them through this endeavor when you know they'll just die
update: k this next guy is just a nice guy a good guy that loves his kids. underpaid security guard. sees a bitch in the camera goes to investigate. when did he sign up for this. when did he Sign up for This. this subpar horror death.
update: k he's dead. episode is done
update:" OIT WAS HE END?
IT WAS THE END.
YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THE HIDDEN ITEMS TO UNLOCK ANOTHER LEVEL
another shitty level
fuck this game *flips*
that was a total waste of time