→ nine.

[crippled_fox]

[as he's normally a short man at 5'8", he's now just under two feet, a whopping 1'10". oh yes, he's naked... and he's pissed about it]

Fuck me sideways--!

[his normally slurred and hard to understand is a bit rougher, and oh god, it's higher and not lower]

... I need a fucking drink.

Comments

[drivinsandrock]

I don't think that alcohol will help.

[crippled_fox]

I beg t'differ.