Masturbation

[crisco32704]

If you're reading this right now, if your eyes are scrolling from left to right reading this, and even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything, good or bad, but it must be fake. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your own journal or blog. Maybe

Comments

you misspelled masturbation

[shatteredrose57]

AHH I HAVE NO IMAGINATION AND I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!!!! lol. sorry.. I LOVE YOU

Re: you misspelled masturbation

[crisco32704]

I fixed it..I was in a hurry

[rawr_turtle]

Remember that time we paid those two kids to say "Hail Satan" after receiving communion?

yeah neither do i :p

[your_emo_friend]

"Yuh!" I yelled as I kick down the door to the secret lair of Homophob Man. I'm looking sleek in my sex ninja outfit as you skip in front of me in your rad self-designed supper hero outfit that certainly makes you look charming.

But suddenly Mother Woman brust in. "It's time to leave!" she shouted. "It's already ten o'clock and you're still on the computer!"

To be continued...

[your_emo_friend]

Haha, I meant "sexy" not sex.

I get back to continuing this later.

[fortresoftears3]

remember when we never met in second grade and i completemted you on your belt. me either