Apologies to Peter Gabriel

[crisper]

Cover it

while it runs

Cover it

through the night

Gotta keep it nice and neat

When you're in its heat

Cover it

Darling please

Hottub, hottub, hottub

Don't you know you gotta

Shock the hottub

Raise pH

Test the strip

You can brominate

Watch the drip

There's one more test you must get 'round:

Bring the hardness down

What's the hubbub with the hottub?

Hottub, hottub

Comments

[tapati]

LOVE THIS! I hope to have a hot tub someday so good to know. ;)

[bruellaffe]

Bravo, Sir!

[elizaeffect]

I regulate hot tub chemicals & this is more coherent than some of the labels applicants send in for review.