Because "Curious" is my other middle name

[crispinhelliong]

Poll Your "To Fuck" List

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[jspader]

Fill out your own damned poll, Glover.

[crispinhelliong]

As if you didn't already know my answers, Spader.

[jayedavidson]

And we're all not having a threesome why?

[crispinhelliong]

Only because I want Spader to myself first. But then... I like his plan.

[barrymore_drew]

Haha I'm on your poll. I can't fill out the poll my answers are too specific.

Mostly when I'm watching Pretty In Pink.

Usually when I'm in the bathtub.

I hope Kathy Bates wants to be fucked by me.

[jspader]

You are the third woman in less than a day to mention...that film...to me. Usually I loathe talking about the work, but this seems to be edging out of the terrain of coincidence into conspiracy, care to explain the appeal?

[barrymore_drew]

Because you were such a complete cocky asshole. There are various reasons to want a cocky asshole.

First of all there is the "he's only nice to me" appeal. And then, even if you want to settle down with a nice guy there is the allure of a quick hard fuck with someone who you hate a little. Even if you keep the playing field on equal turf it's likely to be a power-struggle laced wrestling match.

What's not to like?

[crispinhelliong]

Thank you, Drew, for explaining the allure of the bad boy more consisely and eloquently than anyone else ever has. No wonder assholes always get the girl. Or the boy. Or both.

[jspader]

I demand a recount. I refuse to believe more people answered "No, thank you." on my question than any of the other options. However, if that does indeed turn out to be true at least I'm comforted slightly by the fact that more people want to fuck me than Nicholson.

[burton___]

I had no idea you could view the answers, or I wouldn't have taken the quiz. *laughs* And then I realized I could view them as well.

[pennsean]

You are a rare individual, Glover. When is the drum circle in the desert with Morrison and Shatner taking place? Let me know.