I nearly got eaten by rabid chipmunks

[crispinhelliong]

Kind of like Kenny in South Park. Northern California can be a dangerous place, dangerous in a different way than Southern California is. Southern Californians try to argue that they're civilized, but please! The City of Angels, civilized? You can't even get good food delivered here. The entire smog-filled basin is more bloodthirsty than any jungle

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[cmdiaz]

the only good thing about northern cali is the pot

[crispin_h]

I hate the smells of lighter fluid and gas grills and charcoal barbecues and meat cooking.
Suburbian hell.

I hate the sight of middle aged men in baggy pants and rediculously expensive polo shirts putting little white balls around extensive ranges of grass then getting into little buggies and driving to where the hell they hit that mass of bound rubberbands that they call the ball. Then hitting it again.
Golf courses should be liberated for the poeple for picnics.

But I hear you like this so called game called Golf.
I personally dont understand it.

[nicole_kidman]

Hello MBP member

[melissadm]

Hello I love you won't you tell me your name.

[winonalryder]

Precisely why I made New York my home. It may be humid, but that's what central air conditioning is for. The tall buildings keep the sun's direct rays from my windows, which are double-paned and insulate me comfortably from the city's jibber-jabber. I don't think I know anyone here who grills during the summer.

But then, who am I to talk? I avoid the summer entirely by finding a colder, northern Europe climate to hide in. Oh dear.