Wait wait wait, I have one. OK. If you HAD to, which would you rather give up...?

[crispy47]

"I'll have the es...-um...." She giggles-the giggle of an adult who knows she is charming. "Es-PAD-on? This one. How did you say you pronounced this again

Comments

[pseudonerdj]

too easy.

[crispy47]

You say that, and yet I don't know which you'd pick.

Although I think my point stands that if you had to swear off food, it would inhibit your social life to such a degree that you'd never get sex anyway.

[pseudonerdj]

that's also true, and it's still in keeping with my choice, so you don't need to convince me of anything :P

when are you coming back?

[drucat]

I second the "too easy"

[redefinegravity]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

shit..i don't know. although if you pick sex then it's much easier not to become fat, so i might have to go with that.

[crispy47]

On the other hand-the food camp would argue-if you've already given up sex, there's a lot less reason to stay thin in the first place.

[redefinegravity]

being fat is disgusting. being celibate is merely sad. mmm i would like to attend this food camp

[milkweeds00]

Hmmm, if you can't go out to eat with someone, you can always go to the movies or a concert or something. I dunno, I don't think not eating would end your sex life.

[crispy47]

I think it's more the weirdness factor than the food itself. Like, don't you think people would just be freaked out by that?

[milkweeds00]

Some would be freaked out, I guess, but not everyone. And not everyone's enough so you'll still get laid.

You could always claim you're some sort of aescetic who's fasting for some sexy-spiritual reason. I bet that's a great line to get into a New Ager's pants.

[crispy47]

You make a valid point, but do you really want to be sleeping with hippies for the rest of your life?