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tonight i shall figure out wtf this whole "BELOW THE CUT" deal people do is. cause all i wanna do is cut. in order to do so, i'll have to paste some fun AIM logs. 'beyond' and 'Doctor Martins' are yours truly! the names of retarded bitches and dumb fucks have been edited.
AntiGravity7890 is away at 9:36:30 PM.
Doctor Martins: FUCK GRAVITY.
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
AntiGravity7890 returned at 9:36:51 PM.
Doctor Martins: a fellow gravity hater
Doctor Martins: im damn sick of being weighed down to this earth
Doctor Martins: teathered to the earth's floor for eternity
AntiGravity7890: alright...ill try this a different way....what is your name?
Doctor Martins: as if god is pushing us back
Doctor Martins: NOOOO, GOD! I WANT UP. NO ME GUSTA LOS
GRAVITY
Doctor Martins: me? oh. doctor martins
AntiGravity7890: you like playing games?
Doctor Martins: gravity would be cool sometimes, though. i suppose i'm not
TOTALLY anti gravity. if we didnt have it we'd kinda be like fish in the ocean.
floating all over
Doctor Martins: yeah games are cool. ever played BALDERDASH?
AntiGravity7890: i dont like
AntiGravity7890: games
Doctor Martins: or are you antigames too
AntiGravity7890: i want your name
Doctor Martins: oh. i see.
AntiGravity7890: and i want it now
Doctor Martins: damn...ANTIGRAVITY. ANTIGAMES. ANTISOCIAL.
is there anything that you're FOR?
AntiGravity7890: death\
AntiGravity7890: and killing people
AntiGravity7890: and then eating them to survive
Doctor Martins: so you could at least change your nick to PRODEATH or
PROKILLINGPEOPLE
Doctor Martins: then at least it'd have an abortion-like connotation
AntiGravity7890: ill ask you again
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
Doctor Martins: or PROCANABILISM will do
AntiGravity7890: what is your designation?
Doctor Martins: I AM DOCTOR MARTINS ONE NINE
ZERO THREE OF THE EIGHTY THIRD GRAVITATIONAL COMBAT
SQUADRON. REPORTING.
AntiGravity7890: now your just being retard
AntiGravity7890: and worst of all your playing games
Doctor Martins: so how many humans does the average antigravity trooper
have to consume to remain healthy?
AntiGravity7890: i dont like games
AntiGravity7890: just one, and then i kill him
Doctor Martins: you kill him AFTER you eat him? so you eat your humans
live, eh?
Doctor Martins: barbecue sauce? salt? pepper?
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890: i'lll let you fix it
AntiGravity7890: or i will
AntiGravity7890: tell me your name
Doctor Martins: i dont think talking like mechanics is going to solve anything
Doctor Martins: though its a novel idea
AntiGravity7890: tell me
AntiGravity7890: now
Doctor Martins: phil
AntiGravity7890: how do i know you?
Doctor Martins: ...on deez nuts, nigga!
AntiGravity7890: how did you aquire my designated name on this messaging
medium?
Doctor Martins: i'd be happy to talk to you - you just need to decide how
we're going to communicate. how am i supposed to start talking like a mechanic
when you go back to talking like a robot?
AntiGravity7890: i am not happy talking to you
AntiGravity7890: however
AntiGravity7890: i will be
AntiGravity7890: so as you tell me who you are
Doctor Martins: you know me... let me show you my picture!
Doctor Martins wants to directly connect.
AntiGravity7890 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For
best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
AntiGravity7890: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
Doctor Martins: i was going to let the picture explain it! you wont remember
me by my name.
AntiGravity7890: TELL ME YOUR NAME
Doctor Martins wants to directly connect.
AntiGravity7890 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For
best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
AntiGravity7890: you do not respect me
AntiGravity7890: therefore
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890: do you even know my name?
Doctor Martins: i only know you by your ranking
AntiGravity7890: tell me who you are
Doctor Martins: i am the internet. embodied. nice to make your acquaintance
AntiGravity7890 is away at 9:54:19 PM.
Auto response from AntiGravity7890: "Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor
Performance"
Doctor Martins: 6 P's in a row
Doctor Martins: i'd almost call that a pod.
AntiGravity7890 returned at 10:05:39 PM.
AntiGravity7890: your obviously not from around here
AntiGravity7890: which mean you are from Macarthur
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
Doctor Martins: I am indeed....
AntiGravity7890: what is my name?
Doctor Martins: ...General Douglas MacArthur
Doctor Martins: pleasure to meet you. im glad you've heard of me
AntiGravity7890: you are not funny
Doctor Martins: who is then?
AntiGravity7890: im growing tired of your insolence
Doctor Martins: sorry, i'll put it out. are you allergic? perhaps if i lit a different
scent?
AntiGravity7890: and i have no room for you if you have nothing more to say to
me
Doctor Martins: does that mean you
Doctor Martins: are fat?
AntiGravity7890 signed off at 10:10:55 PM.
AntiGravity7890 signed on at 10:15:12 PM.
AntiGravity7890: are you ready to stop playing games?
Doctor Martins: *makes scooby doo noise*
AntiGravity7890: just tell me your name
Doctor Martins: Bootsy Collins
Doctor Martins: yours?
AntiGravity7890: how do i know you?
Doctor Martins: you dont. random message :P
AntiGravity7890: now we have a problem
Doctor Martins: lets not!
AntiGravity7890: are you female or male?
Doctor Martins: i have a phallus!
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890 signed off at 10:23:50 PM.
VPANDA: ok...who are you?
Doctor Martins: YO Panda!
VPANDA: hi
VPANDA: and you are
Doctor Martins: are you a cute and cuddly panda?
VPANDA: ok just tell me how did you get my screen name then
Doctor Martins: im a *hacker*
VPANDA: seriously
Doctor Martins: yup. all i do is hack all day and night.
VPANDA: ok so why do you have my screen name then
Doctor Martins: i hacked it
VPANDA: what does that mean
VPANDA: and why did my screen name come up
Doctor Martins: its all kinds of hacked
VPANDA: so then why did you get my screen name....i dont get it...did you just type it randomly
Doctor Martins: no
Doctor Martins: VPANDA = teh hacked
VPANDA: what?
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
STARTMODAL**** > 429185\-C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\:
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END_HACK_32 GENERATION
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Doctor Martins: E©ß(¾[Êò֒ű¾Eˆv±\0…§¹
Doctor Martins: BEGIN
VPANDA: do you really think i get that
VPANDA: so basically you are hacking me
Doctor Martins: no but the backdoor on your computer does
Doctor Martins: basically, yeah.
Doctor Martins: i am a hacker after all.
Doctor Martins: that's what i do.
VPANDA: so what are you doing to my comp......what info are you stealing
Doctor Martins: you know - general run of the mill stuff that hackers steal. hang on one second, i'm busy
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
GAINACCESS****CREDIT+CARD+INFORMATION > 00029481$VISA$\
Doctor Martins: hmmm...
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
GAINACCESS****ADDRESS?CITY?STATE?TELEPHONE?>>>E*N*T*E*R*P*A*S*S*W*O*R*D*
Doctor Martins:
>>>úy¤²èu[ü¬f¤>rÓ²Ñ.Ö}Öõô+?v_uí°:,í¸¿ëQð‡.Àz+øŸ7Òwv ¢×d£ºwãе|²â-Ñ÷ò;6ŠO[É’ˆúy¤²èu[ü¬f¤>rÓ²Ñ.Ö}Öõô+?v_uí°:,í¸¿ëQð‡.Àz+øŸ7Òwv ¢×d£ºwãе|²â-Ñ
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Doctor Martins: this program is so elite.
VPANDA: ok so tell me my address then
Doctor Martins: pssh. i give that to you and you have proof that i hacked you. you may be the FBI.
VPANDA: yes i am in the fbi
VPANDA: how would you knowing my address give any proof to anything
Doctor Martins: thats ok, i've covered my tracks with L3370'S TRACKCOVERER v. 2003
Doctor Martins: im untraceable.
VPANDA: ok so tell me my address
Doctor Martins: nice try.
VPANDA: what you say that your untraceable
VPANDA: so why does it matter if you tell me what i already know
VPANDA: ok then....tell me something about me that you cant get in trouble for
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
ALLOWACCESS>SECRETCODE>WHERETHEREDFERNGROWS>/*/4098760134959209872097986857536549823409578758548678343564314984343863132176706+.
074.06.04.60.071.8960.0.405.0456121.0021
Doctor Martins: damnit
Doctor Martins: you werent supposed to see that one
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
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VPANDA: what does that mean
Doctor Martins: hackers speak in code, dood. duh.
VPANDA: ok
VPANDA: so translate
Doctor Martins: i so don't have time to be talking to you. i just got access to the #2 mainframe in switzerland.
VPANDA: ok so why did you hack me
VPANDA: jerk
Doctor Martins: i had the wrong IP address. i thought you were someone important. Newt Gingrich has an address like 2 numbers off from you. duh.
VPANDA: so then you arent going to use my information
Doctor Martins: sorry dude, it's already been uploaded to the NHRGI
VPANDA: what does that mean
VPANDA: i mean what does that mean for me
Doctor Martins: oh that's the National Hacker Registry for Gathered Information
VPANDA: ok so what does that mean for me
Doctor Martins: no telling.
VPANDA: what Can it do to me
Doctor Martins: depends who accesses you in the LAPD
VPANDA: in the what
Doctor Martins: that's just the Limited Access Profile Directory
Doctor Martins: only the leetest of the leet have access
Doctor Martins: if you really want me to try, and you make a good case for yourself, i can access the NHRGI through your machine and try to delete your entry in the LAPD
Doctor Martins: i mean, i dont usually do that for people...but since you seem to be cool...
VPANDA: that would be great
Doctor Martins: damn. i dont really have time for it, but you seem cool enough to take time out of my busy hacker schedule to fix your entry
Doctor Martins: ok you have to help me out since i'm doing this through your machine
Doctor Martins: alright?
VPANDA: ok if you protect me
Doctor Martins: deal. now here's what i need you to do. pay close attention. if you don't do what i ask, this process wont work.
VPANDA: k
Doctor Martins: after every message i send to you, you need to type in "VPANDA ACCESS GRANTED 31337" as quickly as possible
Doctor Martins: ok?
VPANDA: what
Doctor Martins: that will forward the messages i send to the NHRGI
VPANDA: thats sketchy
Doctor Martins: ok dude, well i've got better things to do than argue with you
VPANDA: how do i know you are not screwing me more
Doctor Martins: adios
VPANDA: so there is no way for you to help besides that
Doctor Martins: haha. you dont think i know what i'm doing?
VPANDA: so where are you from
Doctor Martins: look i aint got time to bullshit. do you want my help or not
Doctor Martins: ?
VPANDA: what would you do if you were me
Doctor Martins: let me help you. duh. but i dont have much time so if you want me to, lets get the show on the road.
allison02: blake martin
Doctor Martins: UP IN HUR UP IN HUR YOU AINT GOTZ NO FEAR
TO BUST UP ON THAT SHIZ
allison02: what on earth
allison02: you are absolutely insane
allison02: have a wonderful night!! ;-)
Doctor Martins: WHATTHEFUX
Doctor Martins: WHO DIS IZ
allison02: this is allison
allison02: who's this?
Doctor Martins: who dis is, who dis is
allison02: what??
Doctor Martins: HOLY ISH
Doctor Martins: you're a stranger on my buddy list
allison02: hmm...i'm sorry
Doctor Martins: WH3R3 D1d Y0u C0m ME FROM!@#?%?M@#$^M
Doctor Martins: OAAACKCK
allison02: what??
allison02: this isn't blake..is it?
Doctor Martins: I DONT THINK SO
Doctor Martins: IS IT?
allison02: i asked you ;-)
Doctor Martins: my name aint BLAKE so dont TAKE offense
cause i'm BOUT TO COME CLEAN AND LAY OUT MY DEFENSE
Doctor Martins: WITH THAT ONE TWO THREE TO THE FOUR
DOPE WHORE
Doctor Martins: im a come through with your SHITZ AND MOP THAT
FLOOR
Doctor Martins: HOLY SHIT
allison02: oh my...okay
allison02: well i'll let you go then
Doctor Martins: huh?
allison02: haha
allison02: for real, who is this?
Doctor Martins: MC CLARENCE SEBASTIEN THEODORE
Doctor Martins: AT YOUR SERVICE
allison02: wow, very creative
Doctor Martins: you can call me MC CST
allison02: and why then, Mr. Theadore, is your screenname Dr.
Martin?
Doctor Martins: ALSO STANDING FOR CANT STOP THIS
Doctor Martins: cause i'm off the chain like a kid stranded on the side of the
road on the way to school but stuck like 2 miles away with a broken bike
Doctor Martins: like THAT
allison02: wow...very interesting
Doctor Martins: im more popular in south than collard greens and chicken
fried steak, yo
Doctor Martins: SLATHER MY ASS IN CREAM GRAVY
allison02: hahahahahah
Doctor Martins: I AM THE DIRTY SOUTH
allison02: haha, that's awesome
Doctor Martins: fuckin cloggin your arteries with dope beats and rhymes
Doctor Martins: MC CST yo
allison02: haha
allison02: very nice
Doctor Martins: fo realz, check it
Doctor Martins: CST
Doctor Martins: YOU CANT STOP THIS
Doctor Martins: CAUSE IM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, YO
Doctor Martins: LIKE, MY OWN TIME ZONE
allison02: hahahaha
Doctor Martins: but on a serious note, my sister
allison02: ????
Doctor Martins: thats all
allison02: wow
Doctor Martins: JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
allison02: i'm in awe
allison02: haha
Doctor Martins: you're awestruck with the awesome awe-inspiring yet
awkward stylings of MC CST
Doctor Martins: WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD,
WOMAN, THAT SHIT MIGHT BREAK
allison02: haha, that's right
Doctor Martins: *wicky, wicky*
Doctor Martins: wack
allison02: haha
Doctor Martins: yo
allison02: alright, well i've got to run
allison02: you have a great night
Doctor Martins: you have a good night too
allison02: thank ya ;-)
Doctor Martins: pleasure making your acquaintance
allison02: pleasure's all mine
allison02: bye
damnit i guess there's a size restriction on posts. i'll have to post another long annoying entry!
AntiGravity7890 is away at 9:36:30 PM.
Doctor Martins: FUCK GRAVITY.
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
AntiGravity7890 returned at 9:36:51 PM.
Doctor Martins: a fellow gravity hater
Doctor Martins: im damn sick of being weighed down to this earth
Doctor Martins: teathered to the earth's floor for eternity
AntiGravity7890: alright...ill try this a different way....what is your name?
Doctor Martins: as if god is pushing us back
Doctor Martins: NOOOO, GOD! I WANT UP. NO ME GUSTA LOS
GRAVITY
Doctor Martins: me? oh. doctor martins
AntiGravity7890: you like playing games?
Doctor Martins: gravity would be cool sometimes, though. i suppose i'm not
TOTALLY anti gravity. if we didnt have it we'd kinda be like fish in the ocean.
floating all over
Doctor Martins: yeah games are cool. ever played BALDERDASH?
AntiGravity7890: i dont like
AntiGravity7890: games
Doctor Martins: or are you antigames too
AntiGravity7890: i want your name
Doctor Martins: oh. i see.
AntiGravity7890: and i want it now
Doctor Martins: damn...ANTIGRAVITY. ANTIGAMES. ANTISOCIAL.
is there anything that you're FOR?
AntiGravity7890: death\
AntiGravity7890: and killing people
AntiGravity7890: and then eating them to survive
Doctor Martins: so you could at least change your nick to PRODEATH or
PROKILLINGPEOPLE
Doctor Martins: then at least it'd have an abortion-like connotation
AntiGravity7890: ill ask you again
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
Doctor Martins: or PROCANABILISM will do
AntiGravity7890: what is your designation?
Doctor Martins: I AM DOCTOR MARTINS ONE NINE
ZERO THREE OF THE EIGHTY THIRD GRAVITATIONAL COMBAT
SQUADRON. REPORTING.
AntiGravity7890: now your just being retard
AntiGravity7890: and worst of all your playing games
Doctor Martins: so how many humans does the average antigravity trooper
have to consume to remain healthy?
AntiGravity7890: i dont like games
AntiGravity7890: just one, and then i kill him
Doctor Martins: you kill him AFTER you eat him? so you eat your humans
live, eh?
Doctor Martins: barbecue sauce? salt? pepper?
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890: i'lll let you fix it
AntiGravity7890: or i will
AntiGravity7890: tell me your name
Doctor Martins: i dont think talking like mechanics is going to solve anything
Doctor Martins: though its a novel idea
AntiGravity7890: tell me
AntiGravity7890: now
Doctor Martins: phil
AntiGravity7890: how do i know you?
Doctor Martins: ...on deez nuts, nigga!
AntiGravity7890: how did you aquire my designated name on this messaging
medium?
Doctor Martins: i'd be happy to talk to you - you just need to decide how
we're going to communicate. how am i supposed to start talking like a mechanic
when you go back to talking like a robot?
AntiGravity7890: i am not happy talking to you
AntiGravity7890: however
AntiGravity7890: i will be
AntiGravity7890: so as you tell me who you are
Doctor Martins: you know me... let me show you my picture!
Doctor Martins wants to directly connect.
AntiGravity7890 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For
best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
AntiGravity7890: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
Doctor Martins: i was going to let the picture explain it! you wont remember
me by my name.
AntiGravity7890: TELL ME YOUR NAME
Doctor Martins wants to directly connect.
AntiGravity7890 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For
best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
AntiGravity7890: you do not respect me
AntiGravity7890: therefore
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890: do you even know my name?
Doctor Martins: i only know you by your ranking
AntiGravity7890: tell me who you are
Doctor Martins: i am the internet. embodied. nice to make your acquaintance
AntiGravity7890 is away at 9:54:19 PM.
Auto response from AntiGravity7890: "Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor
Performance"
Doctor Martins: 6 P's in a row
Doctor Martins: i'd almost call that a pod.
AntiGravity7890 returned at 10:05:39 PM.
AntiGravity7890: your obviously not from around here
AntiGravity7890: which mean you are from Macarthur
AntiGravity7890: who are you?
Doctor Martins: I am indeed....
AntiGravity7890: what is my name?
Doctor Martins: ...General Douglas MacArthur
Doctor Martins: pleasure to meet you. im glad you've heard of me
AntiGravity7890: you are not funny
Doctor Martins: who is then?
AntiGravity7890: im growing tired of your insolence
Doctor Martins: sorry, i'll put it out. are you allergic? perhaps if i lit a different
scent?
AntiGravity7890: and i have no room for you if you have nothing more to say to
me
Doctor Martins: does that mean you
Doctor Martins: are fat?
AntiGravity7890 signed off at 10:10:55 PM.
AntiGravity7890 signed on at 10:15:12 PM.
AntiGravity7890: are you ready to stop playing games?
Doctor Martins: *makes scooby doo noise*
AntiGravity7890: just tell me your name
Doctor Martins: Bootsy Collins
Doctor Martins: yours?
AntiGravity7890: how do i know you?
Doctor Martins: you dont. random message :P
AntiGravity7890: now we have a problem
Doctor Martins: lets not!
AntiGravity7890: are you female or male?
Doctor Martins: i have a phallus!
AntiGravity7890: we have a problem
AntiGravity7890 signed off at 10:23:50 PM.
VPANDA: ok...who are you?
Doctor Martins: YO Panda!
VPANDA: hi
VPANDA: and you are
Doctor Martins: are you a cute and cuddly panda?
VPANDA: ok just tell me how did you get my screen name then
Doctor Martins: im a *hacker*
VPANDA: seriously
Doctor Martins: yup. all i do is hack all day and night.
VPANDA: ok so why do you have my screen name then
Doctor Martins: i hacked it
VPANDA: what does that mean
VPANDA: and why did my screen name come up
Doctor Martins: its all kinds of hacked
VPANDA: so then why did you get my screen name....i dont get it...did you just type it randomly
Doctor Martins: no
Doctor Martins: VPANDA = teh hacked
VPANDA: what?
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
STARTMODAL**** > 429185\-C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\:
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****
END_HACK_32 GENERATION
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Doctor Martins: E©ß(¾[Êò֒ű¾Eˆv±\0…§¹
Doctor Martins: BEGIN
VPANDA: do you really think i get that
VPANDA: so basically you are hacking me
Doctor Martins: no but the backdoor on your computer does
Doctor Martins: basically, yeah.
Doctor Martins: i am a hacker after all.
Doctor Martins: that's what i do.
VPANDA: so what are you doing to my comp......what info are you stealing
Doctor Martins: you know - general run of the mill stuff that hackers steal. hang on one second, i'm busy
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
GAINACCESS****CREDIT+CARD+INFORMATION > 00029481$VISA$\
Doctor Martins: hmmm...
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
GAINACCESS****ADDRESS?CITY?STATE?TELEPHONE?>>>E*N*T*E*R*P*A*S*S*W*O*R*D*
Doctor Martins:
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Doctor Martins: this program is so elite.
VPANDA: ok so tell me my address then
Doctor Martins: pssh. i give that to you and you have proof that i hacked you. you may be the FBI.
VPANDA: yes i am in the fbi
VPANDA: how would you knowing my address give any proof to anything
Doctor Martins: thats ok, i've covered my tracks with L3370'S TRACKCOVERER v. 2003
Doctor Martins: im untraceable.
VPANDA: ok so tell me my address
Doctor Martins: nice try.
VPANDA: what you say that your untraceable
VPANDA: so why does it matter if you tell me what i already know
VPANDA: ok then....tell me something about me that you cant get in trouble for
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
ALLOWACCESS>SECRETCODE>WHERETHEREDFERNGROWS>/*/4098760134959209872097986857536549823409578758548678343564314984343863132176706+.
074.06.04.60.071.8960.0.405.0456121.0021
Doctor Martins: damnit
Doctor Martins: you werent supposed to see that one
Doctor Martins: VPANDA
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VPANDA: what does that mean
Doctor Martins: hackers speak in code, dood. duh.
VPANDA: ok
VPANDA: so translate
Doctor Martins: i so don't have time to be talking to you. i just got access to the #2 mainframe in switzerland.
VPANDA: ok so why did you hack me
VPANDA: jerk
Doctor Martins: i had the wrong IP address. i thought you were someone important. Newt Gingrich has an address like 2 numbers off from you. duh.
VPANDA: so then you arent going to use my information
Doctor Martins: sorry dude, it's already been uploaded to the NHRGI
VPANDA: what does that mean
VPANDA: i mean what does that mean for me
Doctor Martins: oh that's the National Hacker Registry for Gathered Information
VPANDA: ok so what does that mean for me
Doctor Martins: no telling.
VPANDA: what Can it do to me
Doctor Martins: depends who accesses you in the LAPD
VPANDA: in the what
Doctor Martins: that's just the Limited Access Profile Directory
Doctor Martins: only the leetest of the leet have access
Doctor Martins: if you really want me to try, and you make a good case for yourself, i can access the NHRGI through your machine and try to delete your entry in the LAPD
Doctor Martins: i mean, i dont usually do that for people...but since you seem to be cool...
VPANDA: that would be great
Doctor Martins: damn. i dont really have time for it, but you seem cool enough to take time out of my busy hacker schedule to fix your entry
Doctor Martins: ok you have to help me out since i'm doing this through your machine
Doctor Martins: alright?
VPANDA: ok if you protect me
Doctor Martins: deal. now here's what i need you to do. pay close attention. if you don't do what i ask, this process wont work.
VPANDA: k
Doctor Martins: after every message i send to you, you need to type in "VPANDA ACCESS GRANTED 31337" as quickly as possible
Doctor Martins: ok?
VPANDA: what
Doctor Martins: that will forward the messages i send to the NHRGI
VPANDA: thats sketchy
Doctor Martins: ok dude, well i've got better things to do than argue with you
VPANDA: how do i know you are not screwing me more
Doctor Martins: adios
VPANDA: so there is no way for you to help besides that
Doctor Martins: haha. you dont think i know what i'm doing?
VPANDA: so where are you from
Doctor Martins: look i aint got time to bullshit. do you want my help or not
Doctor Martins: ?
VPANDA: what would you do if you were me
Doctor Martins: let me help you. duh. but i dont have much time so if you want me to, lets get the show on the road.
allison02: blake martin
Doctor Martins: UP IN HUR UP IN HUR YOU AINT GOTZ NO FEAR
TO BUST UP ON THAT SHIZ
allison02: what on earth
allison02: you are absolutely insane
allison02: have a wonderful night!! ;-)
Doctor Martins: WHATTHEFUX
Doctor Martins: WHO DIS IZ
allison02: this is allison
allison02: who's this?
Doctor Martins: who dis is, who dis is
allison02: what??
Doctor Martins: HOLY ISH
Doctor Martins: you're a stranger on my buddy list
allison02: hmm...i'm sorry
Doctor Martins: WH3R3 D1d Y0u C0m ME FROM!@#?%?M@#$^M
Doctor Martins: OAAACKCK
allison02: what??
allison02: this isn't blake..is it?
Doctor Martins: I DONT THINK SO
Doctor Martins: IS IT?
allison02: i asked you ;-)
Doctor Martins: my name aint BLAKE so dont TAKE offense
cause i'm BOUT TO COME CLEAN AND LAY OUT MY DEFENSE
Doctor Martins: WITH THAT ONE TWO THREE TO THE FOUR
DOPE WHORE
Doctor Martins: im a come through with your SHITZ AND MOP THAT
FLOOR
Doctor Martins: HOLY SHIT
allison02: oh my...okay
allison02: well i'll let you go then
Doctor Martins: huh?
allison02: haha
allison02: for real, who is this?
Doctor Martins: MC CLARENCE SEBASTIEN THEODORE
Doctor Martins: AT YOUR SERVICE
allison02: wow, very creative
Doctor Martins: you can call me MC CST
allison02: and why then, Mr. Theadore, is your screenname Dr.
Martin?
Doctor Martins: ALSO STANDING FOR CANT STOP THIS
Doctor Martins: cause i'm off the chain like a kid stranded on the side of the
road on the way to school but stuck like 2 miles away with a broken bike
Doctor Martins: like THAT
allison02: wow...very interesting
Doctor Martins: im more popular in south than collard greens and chicken
fried steak, yo
Doctor Martins: SLATHER MY ASS IN CREAM GRAVY
allison02: hahahahahah
Doctor Martins: I AM THE DIRTY SOUTH
allison02: haha, that's awesome
Doctor Martins: fuckin cloggin your arteries with dope beats and rhymes
Doctor Martins: MC CST yo
allison02: haha
allison02: very nice
Doctor Martins: fo realz, check it
Doctor Martins: CST
Doctor Martins: YOU CANT STOP THIS
Doctor Martins: CAUSE IM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, YO
Doctor Martins: LIKE, MY OWN TIME ZONE
allison02: hahahaha
Doctor Martins: but on a serious note, my sister
allison02: ????
Doctor Martins: thats all
allison02: wow
Doctor Martins: JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
allison02: i'm in awe
allison02: haha
Doctor Martins: you're awestruck with the awesome awe-inspiring yet
awkward stylings of MC CST
Doctor Martins: WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD,
WOMAN, THAT SHIT MIGHT BREAK
allison02: haha, that's right
Doctor Martins: *wicky, wicky*
Doctor Martins: wack
allison02: haha
Doctor Martins: yo
allison02: alright, well i've got to run
allison02: you have a great night
Doctor Martins: you have a good night too
allison02: thank ya ;-)
Doctor Martins: pleasure making your acquaintance
allison02: pleasure's all mine
allison02: bye
damnit i guess there's a size restriction on posts. i'll have to post another long annoying entry!